Normally, we’d be all for a Jordan nipple slip, but that was before we knew that Jordan’s nipples are completely sewn on.
That’s right, Jordan’s nipples have been completely removed, and then reattached (probably multiple times, thanks to her numerous breast augmentations, and reductions), and you can actually see the stitch marks around her nipple. It is the most hideous thing I have ever seen.
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Katie Price, also known as Jordan at the launch of her new perfume ‘Stunning’ at the Roof Garden in London. Tacky is this chick’s middle name. Last week Katie revealed too much information about her hubby. She said: “Pete even shaves his asshole. Well, doesn’t shave it, but uses Veet to make it go bald. He’s very clean down there, like a baby.” But I think it something to make her boobies coming out. We dont care about the perfume we like the breasts! Bring it on.
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Glamour girl
Jordan was crowned Grattan Celebrity Mum of the Year today. Jordan, real name
Katie Price, was chosen by the public and beat Jade Goody, Kate Moss and Heather Mills McCartney to the title.
Now what the hell is this shit. This is like the Martha Stewart award for the UK. I mean all Jordan does is have a
big rack. She cant do anything else. Shes got a
nice ass too, but come on Mother of the Year award. What she should get is a MILF of the year award. That be more like it.
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Jordan or Katie Price sometimes she flashes her enormous boobs and I think people in Subway think she’s famous. Anyways, she was spotted on a beach in Dubai recently in a polka dot bikini showing off her preggo belly and massively
pregnant breasts.
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Peter Andre will be getting some envious looks this morning after his wife
Jordan told how they have cut back to
ONLY having sex four or five times a week. In a Q&A accessible to her MySpace friends who sadly do include at least one of my team the model was asked how often her and Pete make love. She replied: “Having kids, we’ve probably cut down to four or five times a week.
“But not towards the end of my pregnancy with Junior, I felt like a beached whale!”
In fact that may be more of a sex life than before, as Jordan has previously stated: “When you’ve got kids it’s always a bit hard as one of them could walk in when you’ve just started.
“So we have to plan sex carefully.”
Jordan was also asked about further surgery on her huge boobs in the Q&A and replied: “I wanted a reduction last December but couldn’t find the time.
“I really want them done again. These implants have been in six or seven years now. They’re not saggy but I’ve noticed a drop and I want them perked up.”
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