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Kelly Brook Is Single And Billy Zane Is Fucked

Kelly Brook has ended her 4 year relationship and engagement to Billy Zane. Why? It probably had something to do with him being a dick in the Titanic. The Sun says…

The 28-year-old has decided she is too young to marry. “After much soul-searching, Kelly decided that Billy is not the man she wants to marry and has called off the engagement. “The split is completely amicable and the decision was made after long conversations here and in the US. They remain good friends.” She has been thinking over her life since dad Ken died last November and decided she was too young to wed 42-year-old Billy.

I should probably feel bad for Billy Zane but he made the Titanic so fuck him. In the spirit of that, I am glad she broke up with his old ass. Later, I’m gonna bang Kelly on the hood of his car then take pictures and put them up on MySpace so Miley Cyrus can look at them.

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Kelly Brook Shows Cleavage ‘Everyone Looks Down’

Kelly Brook Shows Some Cleavage 'Everyone Looks Down'

Here are some pictures of Kelly Brook aka big juggs, bending over and revealing her money tits. I honestly wasnt going to post this crap. But I figure hey Kelly looks happy and shes showing us a little something we all like, even the girls like it. Well the open ones…

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Kelly Brook Goes Naked For Polo

Kelly Brook decides to go bare for Ralph Lauren finally! Something we can see her boobies with thats looks like art but its purely for our wacking material. Something about girls holding their boobies while taking a picture turns me on.

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Kelly Brook Breasts Are In For A 2008 Calender

Kelly Brook having her photos taken for her 2008 calender. I try to say something interesting. But honestly, we already seen her boobies. So this is a downgrade from that. But still seeing her in a bikini does works its wonders. I day dreams for boobies.

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Kelly Brook’s Boobies Are A Hit In Hollywood

Brits men have long admired Kelly Brook’s curves, but now she is attracting extra attention here in the United States because her boobs are real and they bounce. The actress, who splits her time between her home in England and in Hollywood, said Americans love her body.

She said: “My breasts have been a hit in California. And they go mad for my teeth as well. They can’t believe someone from England can have white teeth.”

I don’t think its your teeth, I mean we like girls with good teeth, because blow jobs would be painful, but still. We just love boobies. I mean who doesn’t love boobies. Even girls love them, and even girls that don’t have them, they WANT them. So I think its a win-win situation everyone loves a nice rack. Why do we go crazy over Jennifer Love Hewitt or Scarlett, do you think it because they can talk real sweet? Hell no we want to see those boobs!

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