Because I am such a badass I started beating my meat when I was like 3 or 4 years old. Kevin Jonas on the other hand has been waking up to puddles of cum for his entire life. How awesome! Well, that is about to stop soon because Kevin is now engaged to his girlfriend of two years. That means he will actually get to fuck and do all that dirty shit…and be really, really, really bad at it. I would pay to watch one of the Jo Bros have sex just to see them blow their load in 15 seconds and cry the rest of the night after their wife dumps them.