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Here’s Kim Kardashian and her sister on the set of their reality show Keeping Up With The Kardashians chilling out by the pool in their bikinis. Once again, Kim is covering up her lower half and I don’t know why. I mean, that’s her money maker, and even if it’s fat and out of shape there’s still a small population of people who are into that. I don’t feel like keeping up with the kardashians, they are lame and boring. Lets see what shit we can make up today to make a show out of it.
Kim Kardashian was named the new face of the Bongo brand just a few months ago and was on the red carpet on Monday showing off her Bongos and her Bongo booty jeans. Actually, she was there to help celebrate the launch of the new Fall 2008 Bongo Collection in LA.
How to make it big in Hollywood:
1. Befriend Paris Hilton
2. Attend parties with her.
3. Hook up with some famous dude @ one of the parties
4. Hook up with some famous dude again, but make a sex tape this time around
5. Leak the sex tape on the Internet
6. Collect lots of money from TV networks, ad campaigns, magazines, Larry King Live, etc, etc.
In conclusion, the root of all success is none other than Paris Hilton! Thanks Paris, for all your hardwork in making other people famous besides yourself.
MadTV did a skit last night that pretty much sums up everything about Kim Kardashian’s painfully lame reality show about her and her other whore sisters. Everything except Kim letting Bruce Jenner motorboat her. Bruce Jenner is white. The only thing a white guy could do for Kim Kardashian is to point out where the black guy is, sex tape anyone.
According to TMZ, the Audrina Patridge topless pictures were released by none other than Audrina herself! Now TMZ is credible, why because they are like the gossip police they know shit and find she even when they dont even know it. Pretty fucking cool.
How’s this for ultra-skank? We’re hearing Audrina Patridge was none too happy with the way she looked in the first set of nude pictures that were mysteriously released, so she’s released a brand new set … that’s the buzz.
“The Hills” vixen is learning to strip the layers of Hollywood one article of clothing at a time. This move guarantees at least five more minutes in the spotlight. But just five …
For the record, the photo agency had no comment. Her rep denies that she leaked the pics.
Sound crazy? Just think about it. One second you’re the boring brunette on a show about blondes, and the next minute you’re on every headline after showing your tits. Hmm..didn’t Paris Hilton do that, oh and Kim Kardashian, and countless other wannabe sluts. Not original! She needs to step it up and have a gangbang you know something NO one has done before. Then you’ll be different and original. Sex sells, sex definitely sells.
UPDATE: Incase you live in a cave and you haven’t seen Audrina Patridge naked, click here, and second set here.
Should Kim Kardashian get an engagement ring from boyfriend Reggie Bush any time soon, she ought to make sure to thank Oprah Winfrey for it. Why? Shit, Kim has ordered her new man cock to watch the talk show queen in order “to get ideas for a proposal,” she tells Entertainment Tonight. “I told him, ‘It’s gotta be special.” Give me a break! Something special you mean filming his genitals in her mouth. I doubt hes bigger then Ray J. But you never know.
Perhaps the proposal will be caught on the cameras of her reality hit Keeping Up With the Kardashians. You know to boost the ratings. I even got a Press Kit for the mindless show. I’m telling you the sextape is better then this crap. Kimbag says to expect Reggie to pop up on an episode or two, even though he’s “not into the Hollywood scene.”
The Kardashian family reflected on a the difficult period all families face when their slutty daughter decides to pose for Playboy & release a homemade sex tape with her bastard boyfriend. I don’t know about you guys, but it made me a little teary eyed.
