Kim Kardashian | Dickism

I don’t watch TV so I never really see Kim Kardashian hardly ever, but I know shes a copy cat to Paris Hilton, whatever Paris does Kim’s gotta do. Cant the bitch do something real for once, I guess not, her fat ass is spread all over town…

The reality star told Hyla on the Yo on E! satellite radio show Wednesday that she would like to try her hand at singing: “I would be down, if it was something fun. I love music, so it would just have to be the right thing.”
If and when she pursues this, Kim has an all-star list of performers with whom she’d like to collaborate…
“I’d say a little bit Michael Jackson in there. I would love to work with, like, Timbaland as a producer and maybe Justin Timberlake.”

Timbaland and Jackson and Timberfuck? Thats like hanging wit one brother and two gay fuckers. That not a good combination, what she needs to do is get an ass reduction. That shit needs it own car seats to adjust to it.

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Kim Kardashian As A Pussycat Doll

Although Kim Kardashian performed with the Pussycat Dolls last month, for some reason the video is just now coming out. Oh, baby. I didn’t know what I was missing. Namely, Kim Kardashian and her dented thighs dancing like they just drank some Bengay. I’m not sure if I should be turned on or take a nap.

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Karma Is A Bitch For Kim Kardashian Booty

Kim Kardashian is in Cabo san Lucas for a photo shoot today, and she looks pretty good, but the fact that the photographer included that last picture in the roll for sale really cant be considered anything other than sarcastic or just downright fucking funny.

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Kim Kardashian Ass Becomes A Big Mac

Here’s Kim Kardashian showing off her “two all-beef patties” at the 40th birthday of McDonald’s Big Mac. Of course, I’m talking about Kim’s boobs. Kim showed up in a bikini top, and over-all shorts, which I’m sure is the image McDonald’s really wants to project. Now, correct me if I’m wrong, but isn’t “No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service” at McDonald’s? Whatever. You know you’re famous when you go to a birthday party for a hamburger. Say what!

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Kim Kardashian Always Trying To Show Her Breasts

You know what’s depressing about these Kim Kardashian bikini pictures? They are from a Portuguese magazine. That means Kim Kardashian has actually managed to export her uselessness beyond the confines of American reality TV.

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Finally Proof That Kim Kardashian’s Ass Is Real

Here’s Kim Kardashian and her sister Kourtney Kardashian in Monaco showing off their bikinis bodies. I don’t why there’s so much commotion over Kim when clearly Kourtney has the better body. Kim, however, does have the prettier face. But the real kicker is the fact that we can see Kim Kardashian’s ass and know its real in case you haven’t watched her infamous sex tape.

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