Tuesday April 22 2008

Kim Kardashian made a trip to Mexico with her boyfriend Reggie Bush and her sisters. While there Kim tried to finagle a promotional deal with Ed Hardy. The condition Kim wanted was no more clothes for a certain herped Paris Hilton. Page Six reports:

She managed to wrangle Ed Hardy clothes and bathing suits for everyone on the trip under one condition. “She called paparazzi and tipped them off and she’ll be wearing Ed Hardy clothes,” said our insider. “But she tried to get them to promise that they wouldn’t give any more clothes to Paris.”

Okay, yeah, that’s some catty shit. But over Ed Hardy clothes? I don’t think depriving Paris of t-shirts with holsters and roses worn by the likes of Hulk Hogan and Tara Reid is going to knock the winds out of her sails.

• Paris Hilton Falls Busts Face By The Paparazzi
• Paris Hilton Poses Topless For 944 Magazine
• Paris Hilton Hates On McCain In A Video
• Paris Hilton Tries To Be A Pussycat

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Thursday April 17 2008

Kim Kardashian has gotten publicity for her useless self all the way down in Australia. These Kim Kardashian lingerie pictures from the May issue of Ralph magazine prove that the end of the world truly is nigh, and we have Paris Hilton to thank for it, ultimately, bitch!

• Kim Kardashian Outtakes From Ralph Magazine
• Kim Kardashian Wants To Record Shit
• Kim Kardashian Booty Is The New Face Of Bongo
• Kim Kardashian Always Trying To Show Her Breasts

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Wednesday April 9 2008

Here’s Kim Kardashian and her sister on the set of their reality show Keeping Up With The Kardashians chilling out by the pool in their bikinis. Once again, Kim is covering up her lower half and I don’t know why. I mean, that’s her money maker, and even if it’s fat and out of shape there’s still a small population of people who are into that. I don’t feel like keeping up with the kardashians, they are lame and boring. Lets see what shit we can make up today to make a show out of it.

• Kim Kardashian Ass Just Keeps Growing
• Kim Kardashian Wants To Be Proposed On Her Knees
• Kim Kardashian Sexy Calendar
• Kim Kardashian Got A New Job Mooning

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Tuesday April 8 2008

Kim Kardashian was named the new face of the Bongo brand just a few months ago and was on the red carpet on Monday showing off her Bongos and her Bongo booty jeans. Actually, she was there to help celebrate the launch of the new Fall 2008 Bongo Collection in LA.

How to make it big in Hollywood:
1. Befriend Paris Hilton
2. Attend parties with her.
3. Hook up with some famous dude @ one of the parties
4. Hook up with some famous dude again, but make a sex tape this time around
5. Leak the sex tape on the Internet
6. Collect lots of money from TV networks, ad campaigns, magazines, Larry King Live, etc, etc.

In conclusion, the root of all success is none other than Paris Hilton! Thanks Paris, for all your hardwork in making other people famous besides yourself.

• So They Whore Each Other Out!
• Kim Kardashian Breasts Bikini Pictures
• Kim Kardashian Scores Ed Hardy But Not Paris Hilton
• Barbara Walters To Kim Kardashian Who are you?

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Monday April 7 2008

MadTV did a skit last night that pretty much sums up everything about Kim Kardashian’s painfully lame reality show about her and her other whore sisters. Everything except Kim letting Bruce Jenner motorboat her. Bruce Jenner is white. The only thing a white guy could do for Kim Kardashian is to point out where the black guy is, sex tape anyone.

• Kim Kardashian Man Sister Almost Beats Her Up
• Finally Proof That Kim Kardashian’s Ass Is Real
• Kim Kardashian Ass Stops Traffic
• Barbara Walters To Kim Kardashian Who are you?

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