Now don’t get me wrong Kourtney Kardashian has always had nice titties, but I think it’s fair to say that having a baby has really enhanced her attractiveness.

Plus I think she provides hope for all of the young girls out there who are too poor to have breast implants. Now they know all they need to do is spread their legs and get knocked up and they’ll give birth to a brand new pair of luscious juggs.

There comes a time in a mans life where they immediately know if a chick is going to be a great mother or not (I’m making this up, just play along) and I’m hoping that time has finally came for me. After hearing the following quote from Kourtney Kardashian’s sister Khloe I’m sure she’s going to be the best mom ever!

“Kourtney was like, ‘I’m so excited. I don’t have to cook for five years!’” her little sister told the media. “And I go, ‘What do you mean?’ She’s like, ‘I’m gonna breast feed.’ I go, ‘For five years?’ She has, like, no idea!”

I wish my mother would have cared about me enough to breast feed me until I was 5 years old.

This is the brand new promo ad for the reality hit, “Keeping Up With The Kardashians.” I gotta say, I’d fuck the daylights out of both Kim and Khloe, but Kourtney needs to lose some weight! That bitch is fat!

Oh wait, she’s just pregnant? I’d still fuck her then…

Here is a sexy picture of Kourtney Kardashian in a bikini. Shes laying out in Mexico…thank god shes blocking the view of her ugly ass ogre sister.