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This Old Dude Is Cool

Dickism — Sat, 14 Feb 2009 14:37:04 +0000

Here’s Hugh Hefner throwing a birthday bash for Aubrey O’Day with the release of her Playboy issue with Paris Hilton, and his twins and a busload of assorted playmates. Herpes all around.

Karissa & Kristina Shannon Breasts Get Painted On

Dickism — Mon, 02 Feb 2009 21:23:38 +0000

Here are twins Karissa & Kristina Shannon on Game Day at the Playboy Mansion wearing body paint football jerseys, you cant make this shit up. As you guys know, this pair are Hef’s new “girlfriends” and unlike his other girlfriends, they don’t have fake tits. They are kinda flat chested. Oh well. They are bad ass bitches though and they like to start fights.

Kristina and Karissa Shannon Gets In Trouble With Police

Dickism — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 15:04:59 +0000

Kristina and Karissa Shannon are set to become the Playboy boss’s new live-in lovers. The twins went out after work with one of their Wing House co-workers, Erica Civello, to a house party. Kristina allegedly started arguing with Erica, and Karissa came up behind her and hit Erica over the head with a bottle of beer and they both “jumped her.” Erica suffered a concussion. Fuck yea! There rebels! More picture below with Hugh Hefner and his new bitches.

Kristina and Karissa Shannon Naked While Hugh Is Upset

Dickism — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 15:41:07 +0000

Hugh Hefner is speaking out for the first time about his split from his main girlfriend, “Girls Next Door” star Holly Madison. Us magazine says some shit I can care less about..

“I had planned to spend the rest of my life with Holly,” Hefner exclusively told Usmagazine.com. After the break-up, “I was road kill a couple of weeks ago,” he said. One persistent strain in the relationship was Holly’s desire to have children. “We tried to have a baby earlier this year and it didn’t work out,” he said. “She became very depressed.”

But this does present an opportunity to post the first naked pictures of his new twin girlfriends, Kristina and Karissa Shannon candid’s taken at the mansion. They’re not super beautiful, but Hef is 84 and he’s sticking it to 19-year-old twins. Can you blame the guy. I cant. What do you do when your upset you bang hot 19 year olds. That’s what I do..

Hugh Hefner Ditched Holly Madison For Shannon Twins

Dickism — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 03:57:02 +0000

The Hef banged her pussy till it was dented, namely that Holly bitch from “Girls Next Door” has broken up with Hugh Hefner. Meaning Hef is no longer dating any of the original Girls Next Door. Hes on to his next piece of trim. In fact he’s tappin the two twins in the picture above, and they’re probable candidates for the next season of Girls Next Door, their called the Shannon Twins. Their names are Kristina and Karissa Shannon (playspaces here and here and here). They are 19, myspace sluts and are from Tampa, Florida, haven’t been in Playboy yet, but have shot their Playmate pictorial, which will be in the magazine later this year, probably the Christmas issue or some shit.