Here is Lauren Conrad showing off her breasts package in a white dress..Since the sex tape rumors have died down with Heidi Montag, on to bigger and better things. So again in case you guys missed it, my breasts by Lauren Conrad..All you have to do is show a little bit of cleavage and thats it the paps are all over you like hot shit…I been saying shit alot lately…I’ll say it again..SHIT…
Lauren Conrad got the shittt scared out of her last night when a random drunk guy jumped in her face and started screaming “Fuck you!” Dude also dropped the N-bomb where is Brandon Davis when you need him. LC who looked genuinely horrified, ran to the closest taxi where she dropped her head into her hands and tried to get a grip. I guess this guy really wants her sextape…Will she just released it already!! Hahahahaha…
Heidi Montag stopped by The Late Show with David Letterman the other night where she expanded on the revived rumors about Lauren Conrad’s sex tape. While looking like a whore as much as possible, Heidi talked about the Hills, and then moved right into Lauren Conrads sextape, in case you haven’t heard about it 30 times this week, according to Us Magazine:
“I tried to help her get it back for, like, a year,” Montag said on the Late Show With David Letterman Wednesday. “I was like, ‘You gotta get it back, you gotta do something about this.’”
When Conrad’s ex Jason Wahler threatened to release it, Montag claimed, “she was like, ‘I don’t know what to do…’ I was like, ‘Well, let’s get it back.’
“Next thing I know,” Montag continued, “it’s blamed on me. All of a sudden, I made up the sex tape… I didn’t film it, I didn’t do it, I’m not trying to sell it. How did it come down on me?”
Ok so it seems like thats all shes doing. Going around and telling everyone about this sextape. And then saying “Oh no it wasnt me spreading the rumors, I don’t know why this happening!” Retard, shes the one talking all the smack. Time for Spencer to give her a good smack…right on her ass!
Back and forth, darnit! Lauren Conrad’s ex-boyfriend Jason Wahler is denying that a sex tape of Lauren exists. Heidi and Spencer were on The Tyra Banks Show yesterday and claimed the rumors about the tape are absolutely true. Heidi even claimed that Jason was trying to sell it. Us Magazine reports:
“I do not have a sex tape of Lauren Conrad and one does not exist,” Wahler tells Usmagazine.com in a statement. “Spencer Pratt is lying again to get attention. “Lauren is my friend,” Wahler continues, “and it is insulting to her to suggest this.” On Tuesday’s Tyra Banks Show, Pratt declared, “I know for 100 percent fact it did exist – 1000%!”
Okay, there’s an easy way to sort this out: Let’s put all four of these sluts in a room and toss a grenade in. Whoever survives is, obviously, the liar.
The MTV, The Hills Girls, do The Rolling Stone for the May cover. Turns out that all the girls are turning into the mainstream somehow. Heidi Montag, with her breasts. Audrina Patridge with her naked pictures. Lauren Conrad with her sextape that Heidi helped push. Stephanie Pratt sister of Spencer Pratt who’s conveniently going out with Heidi Buttag. So it seems everyone does a full circle jerk. Turns out the The Hills is “the most influential show we’ve ever had” by MTV president of entertainment Brian Graden. Someone needs to can him and have the girls start doing porn immediately since thats what there essentially doing anyway.
