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Lauren Conrad’s Purse Ruins Upskirt Moment

Dickism — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 22:01:27 +0000

Lauren Conrad almost gave us a nice upskirt picture until her damn purse got in the way, which really pisses me off because I think I speak for everyone when I say it’s about time we get a look at this chicks beaver. Oh well, there’s always tomorrow I guess.

Lauren Conrads Eyes Wont Lie

Dickism — Wed, 18 Feb 2009 19:41:38 +0000

Lauren Conrad and Stephanie Pratt are in Hawaii filming “The Hills” reunion show. And Lauren Conrad as her eyes on Stephanie Pratt’s mini rack. Too bad she didn’t get in a bikini.

Sorry Guys: The Hills Might Be Done

Dickism — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 20:06:06 +0000

MTV’s ratings king, The Hills may end after this season proving that perhaps there is a God after all. Turns out these jackasses, including the Lauren and the gang, are holding out for more money and fail to realize they could be easily replaced with retards for cheaper. Which would probably make the show exponentially more watchable.

And, since your dying to know how much these idiots make, here are the Per Episode salaries of The Hills stars, so your head can explode:

LAUREN: $75,000
HEIDI: $65,000
SPENCER: $65,000
AUDRINA: $35,000
BRODY: $10,000

Okay, I get it: It’s MTV. But still, I seriously doubt one of these idiots could walk in and say they don’t make enough money without getting beaten to death with a baseball bat. So they all got enough money to get fake tits and smile really good. So what! Now we cant watch free porn on tv. Back to Playboy.

Lauren Conrad IS A High Roller

Dickism — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 14:56:19 +0000

Lauren Conrad was in West Hollywood yesterday, showing off her brand new $118,000 Audi R8. Say what you will about her fake reality life the girl is getting paid in a major way. WTF! I need to get a reality show of my penis and how many holes it enters.

Lauren Conrad Shows Her Breasts Off

Dickism — Thu, 10 Jul 2008 18:39:46 +0000

Here is Lauren Conrad showing off her breasts package in a white dress..Since the sex tape rumors have died down with Heidi Montag, on to bigger and better things. So again in case you guys missed it, my breasts by Lauren Conrad..All you have to do is show a little bit of cleavage and thats it the paps are all over you like hot shit…I been saying shit alot lately…I’ll say it again..SHIT…

Lauren Conrad Gets Yelled At By A Screaming Fan

Dickism — Tue, 06 May 2008 15:46:13 +0000

Lauren Conrad got the shittt scared out of her last night when a random drunk guy jumped in her face and started screaming “Fuck you!” Dude also dropped the N-bomb where is Brandon Davis when you need him. LC who looked genuinely horrified, ran to the closest taxi where she dropped her head into her hands and tried to get a grip. I guess this guy really wants her sextape…Will she just released it already!! Hahahahaha…