Saturday May 3 2008
Well, it’s Lily Allen’s birthday yesterday and she decided to celebrate it by showing off her extremely large and puffy nipples in a see-through shirt. She doesn’t look half that bad, but only when your drunk to the point of your vision not seeing to clearly. Happy Birthday Lily..
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Monday May 14 2007
Lily Allen posted a whiny little message on her
MySpace talking about feeling fat and ugly and how depressed she is. She writes:
fat , ugly and shitter than winehouse
that is all i am , im on my own in america again . I used to pride myself on being strong minded and not being some stupid girl obsessed with the way I look . I felt like it didnt matter if I was a bit chubby cause , im not a model , I’m a singer . Im afraid I am not strong and have fallen victim to the evil machine . I write to you in a sea of tears from my hotel bed in Seattle , I have spent the past hour researching gastric bypass surgery , and laser lipo suction .
She weighs like 110lbs which is great by my standards, I like them skinny. Which is clearly mondo fat according to her, but nowhere near time for gastric or lipo. If she actually got gastic bypass like DJ AM, I would laugh and she would die. But on the flip side her she is flashing her boobies.
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Friday April 6 2007
Lily Allen has launched an astonishing drunken rant during a concert in San Diego, California, calling George W Bush an “a**hole” and claiming she is
“probably bisexual”.
Lily turned angry after guzzling beer and cider onstage during her performance at the city’s House of Blues last week. She said, “George Bush is an a**hole and a c**t” before also directing her vitriol at Tony Blair. Then claimed she was
bisexual because she was sick of men with “tiny d**s”.
A concert-goer tells the newspaper, “Lily got really drunk on stage. She then started calling Bush names and the audience went a bit quiet. She also said that San Diego has the best crack whores she has ever seen and that she was thinking of becoming a lesbian.”
Lily is crazy there is no two ways about this child. Shes a modern day rock star, from watching porn to trashing dressing rooms. I wondering when we are gonna see her naked!
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Friday March 16 2007
Lily Allen has disappointed scores of gay women fans by quashing reports she is a lesbian and has called the allegation a “weird rumor.”
The Smile star, who is currently dating Dj Seb Chew, is confused by the rumors surrounding her sexuality, and insists she is straight.
She says,
“The weirdest rumor I ever heard about myself was that I’m a lesbian.”
Lily is crazy! And fun, she loves sex and watches porno like we said
before. But now people are saying shes a lesbian, that would be sweet. I think bisexual would be better. But shes a freak, I wanna be alone with her in the bathroom for five minutes with her bike.
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Tuesday March 13 2007
Lily Allen doesn’t just write bitchy songs about her ex she’s had sex with all his friends too.
The singer based her hit “Smile” on DJ Lester Lloyd who later did a kiss-and-tell in a Sunday paper. She says:
“He was my first love which felt sacred. I wouldn’t have been as upset if it was one of the others. I didn’t love reading about it in the papers my grandparents didn’t either.”
Asked how she got revenge, she says:
“I slept with all his friends, actually.â€
Lily, is now dating record label exec Seb Chew. I wonder if he knows hes going out with a hoe bag? I was in Starbucks today and I ordered my usual, and I look over and see Lily Allen CD being sold in Starbucks. Go figure. Looks like another whore trying to make one hit wonders while fucking the world, literally. I wonder what her grandparents have to say about her being a slut?
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