Tuesday April 29 2008
Either this bitch is smoking massive weed from Chris Tucker’s hand, or she’s some type of dragon. It’s like shes thinks its Friday with Chris Tucker..It friday, you ain’t got no job and you ain’t got shit to do. It’s been a long time since we’ve seen Lindsay Lohan showing off her freckle breasts. Well, not that long if you consider we did see
Lindsay Lohan naked a couple months back, but it’s been quiet since then. Skank…
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Saturday April 26 2008
Lindsay Lohan is deeply concerned about her mom’s new reality show Living Lohan. Lindsay is certain that Dina is going to turn 14-year-old Ali into another Lindsay or worst another Miley Cyrus, which might not be a bad thing. We like them young nowadays.
According to a longtime Lindsay associate and friend, the star thinks the show has the potential to be ‘‘really toxic’’ and is also convinced Dina’s manipulation of Ali’s career will mess her up — as she thinks her own life has been. Lindsay supposedly has tried to talk to her sister about all this, but Ali has stopped taking her calls, unless she promises not to dis their mom.
So, I wonder who’s the worst parent: Britney Spears or Dina Lohan? I think they should both have a celebrity boxing match, and see which parent is more hardcore and willing to kick one of them in the nuts repeatedly of course. I think Dina would win, why because she does lines of coke on the weekends next to Lindsay.
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Wednesday April 23 2008
Ironically, we’re also told Lindsay Lohan has been taking sobriety seriously, requesting a sober companion on the set of her new film. People around her are telling her not to go to clubs but she’s ignoring them but it’s not because she wants to party. LL is really really tight with DJ Samantha Ronson, who works in clubs and Lindsay is there for Sam, not the scene. Maybe but we all know thats her girlfriend, since she doesn’t like cock anymore.
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Tuesday April 8 2008
Star Magazine has learned exclusively that the Lindsay Lohan will get naked again to play a nymphomaniac waitress in the indie film Florence. And she’s getting paid only $75,000 for her part just 1 percent of the whopping $7.5 million she earned for Just My Luck!
“Lindsay doesn’t care that she’s getting paid peanuts,” an insider tells Star “She just wants to remind people that she can act and she’s worth hiring.”
The role requires her to take off only her top for a lust sex scene, but the source says Lindsay…volunteered to do more. “She said it would be no problem to go Full Monty.” More naked pictures of Lindsay Lohan you say..hmm..am I gonna see anything I haven’t seen before. Like her vag! lol.
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Friday April 4 2008
The best thing of Brandon Davis’ life was when he called Lindsay Lohan a “firecrotch”, but please don’t think he’s a one slick dude who only knows slang for “vagina”. That doesn’t impress me at all. Turns out this grease bucket of shit knows slurs for gay and black people too. How ingenuous! Now I know
Perez Hilton might be writing a up a storm of hatred for the guy. And rightly so. If your racist keep this shit to yourself. Either you hate everyone like George Carlin or you keep your asshole shut so you don’t get your ass beaten like Rodney King on a bad hair day.
PSssssss: Why the fuck is it video day on Friday! Ok now I going back to porn, but all seriousness someone needs to whip this guys ass and corn hole him to death. Maybe hit him over the head with a microwave that might straighten him out. Wikipedia put some shit on him.
Greasy Crotch!! hahhaa. Its been changed back but here is the
screenshot when it was!
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