Dickism » Madonna

Madonna & Her Cleavage Sell Dolce & Gabbana

Dickism — Thu, 21 Jan 2010 16:07:41 +0000

Madonna is older than Jesus himself, but that doesn’t stop her flaunting her yummy old lady cleavage for all of us to enjoy. Here she is featured in a brand new black & white ad campaign for Dolce & Gabbana.

Isn’t is a little creepy that after all these years I’d still love to fuck the living shit out of her?

Madonna Is A Dyke

Dickism — Sun, 27 Dec 2009 16:07:16 +0000

At one time Madonna was the biggest whore the world has ever seen, but after years of sucking pretty much every cock that passed her way she has became a lesbian. Apparently, dicks just don’t do it for Madonna anymore. Instead, she’d rather pleasure herself with a high-heeled shoe.

“Madonna told me that buying a pair of my shoes is more satisfying than having sex with a man,” Renowned footwear designer Jimmy Choo said. “At least you know they are going to last for ever!”

Give me a call, Madonna. It sounds like you must be fucking a bunch of tiny dick homos. I’m pretty sure my dick would do the trick. You’ll be back to your cock loving ways in no time!

WTF?

Dickism — Tue, 18 Aug 2009 21:28:28 +0000

Anyone know why the fuck Madonna is jumping into a river with a basketball jersey and shorts on? Let me guess…. cause shes a dumb cunt? Idk, maybe she was just hot after working out for 7 hours straight. Look at those fucking arms.

Another What The Fuck?!?

Dickism — Tue, 28 Jul 2009 21:42:33 +0000

God damnit Madonna looks like a crazy meth addict or something. All those Africans and Asians she keeps adopting must be sucking her blood instead of her tits. Christ.

Madonna Is Turning Into A Hag

Dickism — Mon, 23 Feb 2009 14:27:28 +0000

Madonna stopped by an LA Kabbalah center Friday night sporting some noticeable facial hair on her chin. Someone needs to tell Madonna that she needs to retire gracefully. Her face looks like something out of a Star Wars movie.

Madonna And Guy Ritchie Divorcing While She Bangs A-Rod

Dickism — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 19:43:06 +0000

The Sun UK is reporting exclusively that, after eight years of marriage, Madonna and Guy Ritchie are set to divorce, and their announcement will be made official very soon, perhaps before the end of the week. The divorce is expected to be finalized in as little as two weeks, by Christmas at the latest:

A highly-placed source told The Sun: “It’s very sad. They were a great couple and brilliant parents. They just couldn’t live together any more.”
“Despite huge attempts to patch things up they both knew deep down that divorce was on the cards.
The source said: “Lately Guy has been putting his foot down about a lot of stuff.
“He is sick of his career taking a backseat to hers and was determined to spend as long as he had to promoting RocknRolla here, even if it meant being away from Madonna rehearsing in the US.”
They went on: “When Madonna first moved to the UK, she loved the idea of becoming an English rose. But slowly it turned sour. She decided she hated hunting and quickly dropped her ‘hobby’ of going for a pint of bitter with Guy in the local pub.
“She doesn’t have many friends here and as she has turned 50 she has become very philosophical and started wondering what it’s all about.”

I think most people would admit they’re surprised these two even made it this long. They’re so different. He’s 40, she’s 50. ARod, Alex Rodriguez was seen coming and going from Madonnas New York apartment on several occasions beginning in July, and while the two have insisted they are simply friends. Yeah right!