Wednesday May 14 2008
Mariah Carey used to mean something. Used to mean you wanted to see her naked and fuck the shit out of her. But since shes been carried over to the darkside. Us whiteys dont stay a chance. Like they say once you go black you never go back. Clearly shes using that advice. And Nick Cannon is again the luckiest and annoying mofo to walk this god given earth. Target practice anyone?
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Friday May 9 2008
Mariah Carey and Mr. Mariah Carey, Nick Cannon were seen yesterday at Time Magazine’s Most Influential People party, the first time together since they got married in a total gangsta style..As you can see Mariah seems to keep her left hand up the whole time to flash her ring…”See loook at me, I’m married, I’m married!” A little too 12th grade shit for me..I know your married bitch, take your hand down, and show my cleavage! I am still waiting for her wedding photos to hit the net. I seen them on People Magazine but none online.
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Tuesday May 6 2008
Prenuptial agreements are like Tom Cruises gift from Scientology. Basically, they let you try out this crazy marriage thing with that stripper you JUST made in Vegas, then sober up after that all night sex romp, realize you made a mistake and still get to keep all your cash. Thats the sexiest thing I ever heard..Mariah Carey made sure to have one in place before marrying Nick Cannon, according to
FOX News booyah!:
Mariah apparently told a mutual pal of ours: “Anyone who thinks we didn’t have a prenup is smoking something!” This is not the Mariah Carey of old. She is a smart, smart businesswoman. For example: Post-Tommy Mottola, Carey nabbed $50 million from her short-lived deal with Virgin Records. After “Glitter,” they just paid her all that to walk away!
There’s nothing like starting a marriage by saying to each other, “If this thing doesn’t work, you ain’t getting my cash, bitch!.” Its so caring and loving..I would be speechless if I heard that..Its true love at first sight..
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Friday May 2 2008
So we’ve confirmed with multiple sources,
TMZ Police,
E,
CNN, your mom, Mariah Carey is officially hitched to Nick Cannon. But here’s the deal. There are some people pitching a story to other blogs that Mariah married Mark Sudack, her co-exec producer on her new album. It ain’t true. People are jumping on this bandwagon to make a quick buck. Mariah is just dumb in this situation with no prenuptial and Nick, well hes the man thats gonna make out like a bandit in a threesome.
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Thursday May 1 2008
Now the
New York Post confirms the story that the two got married over the weekend and this is probably the stupidest thing she ever could have done..shes worth billions and hes worth the penny you just picked up off the ground, AND there was no pre-nup:
Mariah Carey got secretly hitched to her 27-year-old boyfriend-of-one-month, shocking the chart-topping songbird’s family and friends, The Post has learned. Carey married little-screen actor Nick Cannon at the home Carey just bought in Eleuthera, the Bahamas, a source close to the singer said. “They have been smitten with each other for days, weeks,” the friend said. “And she’s always had a crush on him.” But not everyone is so over the moon. “There was no pre-nup - there wasn’t time,” said another worried source.
So a rich older lady and a young hustler talking black man rush off to an island and get married with no pre-nup? Oh okay. After Nick kills her off with her Grammy awards the coast of Cancun, Mexico, a good name for his next movie would be, “I Think I Know Where Glitter Went Last Summer”. Yup in the ground!
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