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		<title>Mary-Kate Olsen Throws Spencer Pratt A Dick On Letterman</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Jun 2008 23:27:34 +0000</pubDate>
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Mary-Kate Olsen stopped by Letterman last night to promote her new film The Wackness where she talked about spending her 22nd birthday at Bonnaroo, making out with Ben Kinglsey and not wanting her kids to be child actors. She then brought up going to high school with Spencer Pratt who [...]]]></description>
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Mary-Kate Olsen stopped by Letterman last night to promote her new film The Wackness where she talked about spending her 22nd birthday at Bonnaroo, making out with Ben Kinglsey and not wanting her kids to be child actors. She then brought up going to high school with Spencer Pratt who Dave mentioned is a little &#8220;wormy.&#8221; The dilly below:</p>
<blockquote><p><strong>Mary-Kate:</strong> He does not have a good temper. He walked out of a few games. He would walk off the field. He was like, &#8216;Me or the coach!&#8217;<br />
    <strong>Dave:</strong> Were you friends with the guy at the time?<br />
    <strong>Mary-Kate:</strong> No.<br />
    <strong>Dave:</strong> Because I&#8217;m surprised about the soccer. Because looking at the guy, he looks like a guy that has never broken a sweat, I would guess.<br />
    <strong>Mary-Kate:</strong> Oh, my God — that brings up stories! I don&#8217;t know if I should talk about it.<br />
    <strong>Dave:</strong> No, c&#8217;mon, let&#8217;s hear one. Let&#8217;s go.<br />
    <strong>Mary-Kate:</strong> [laughs] The Wackness is a great film.<br />
    <strong>Dave:</strong> What I don&#8217;t understand is how does a kid that age, and he&#8217;s only in his 20s or maybe even your age, how does a kid like that get to be so oily?<br />
    <strong>Mary-Kate:</strong> It&#8217;s a mystery to me.</p></blockquote>
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We all know Spencer Pratt is a dick, I mean he goes out with Heidi Montag only to make him and her a moneybank couple. No idea if they actually like each other. But the shocking this is that Mary Kate Olsen just figured this shit out. I mean we know hes a douchebag, hes the ulitmate douche and thats why we love him. The video of her being shocked at Spencer Pratt being a dick..<span id="more-1245"></span><br />
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		<title>Mary-Kate And Ashley Olsen Asked To Pose For Playboy</title>
		<link>http://www.dickism.com/2008/02/29/mary-kate-and-ashley-olsen-asked-to-pose-for-playboy/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 29 Feb 2008 15:15:29 +0000</pubDate>
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Hugh Hefner wants the Olsen twins to pose nude for Playboy. Are those two ever together anymore? Don&#8217;t they hate each other, since the only roles they can do is together. I&#8217;m now thoroughly convinced that Hugh is the man. Star has the details:

After striking out when the twins turned 18, Hugh tried again, hoping [...]]]></description>
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Hugh Hefner wants the Olsen twins to pose nude for Playboy. Are those two ever together anymore? Don&#8217;t they hate each other, since the only roles they can do is together. I&#8217;m now thoroughly convinced that Hugh is the man. <a href="http://www.starmagazine.com/playboy_olsen_twins/news/13938" target="new">Star</a> has the details:<br />
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After striking out when the twins turned 18, Hugh tried again, hoping they would pose for Playboy&#8217;s June issue to mark their 22nd birthday. <strong>&#8220;Hef thinks the twins are every young man&#8217;s fantasy,&#8221;</strong> an insider tells Star.<br />
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Yes, the Olsen twins really are every young man&#8217;s fantasy. You&#8217;ve truly got your finger on the pulse of today&#8217;s youth, Hugh Hefner. There&#8217;s nothing my generation wants to do more than open up an issue of Playboy and see the skinny Olsen Twins. Because we all loved Full House..<br />
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