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		<title>Matt Damon Thinks Sarah Palin Really Sucks Badly</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Sep 2008 06:35:39 +0000</pubDate>
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Matt Damon basically ass raped Governor Sarah Palin in the face today while in Toronto promoting ONEXONE a Canadian children&#8217;s charity. His major concern seems to be what happens when John McCain kicks the bucket in office if the Republicans win some interesting shit I tell you:
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Matt Damon basically ass raped Governor Sarah Palin in the face today while in Toronto promoting ONEXONE a Canadian children&#8217;s charity. His major concern seems to be what happens when John McCain kicks the bucket in office if the Republicans win some interesting shit I tell you:</p>
<blockquote><p>&#8220;You do the actuary tables, there&#8217;s a one out of three chance, if not more, that McCain doesn&#8217;t survive his first term, and it&#8217;ll be President Palin. It&#8217;s like a really bad Disney movie, &#8220;The Hockey Mom.&#8217; Oh, I&#8217;m just a hockey mom from Alaska, and she&#8217;s president. &#8220;She&#8217;s facing down Vladimir Putin and using the folksy stuff she learned at the hockey rink. It&#8217;s absurd.&#8221;</p></blockquote>
<p>What did we learn from this dont piss off Matt Damon, ever! Because he not only will woodchop your ass to next year, but hes a Harvard pants so his brain is a sharp as them come. But still I can beat him with just my mojo. And who the hell is he dating, isn&#8217;t she butt ugly.<br />
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