Megan Fox is horny and she isn’t trying to hide it. I think these are some of her personal pictures that she published in the New York Times personal dating section. Too bad I don’t live in New York, I’d be her #1 stalker.

I can’t imagine the amount of guys that must run up to Megan Fox on an average day to try and cum all over her face. Because of that, she has decided to wear her glasses so it doesn’t get in her eyes (I’ve heard it stings). Poor girl, she can’t even leave the house and go to a Starbucks without participating in a bukkake.

Two Megan Fox posts in one day!? Ah, who gives shit. Lately, Megan has been getting so tired of young girls calling her a whore and a slut that she’s finally decided to confront the topic during an interview with Eonline.

“Girls think I’m a slut, and I’ve been in the same relationship since I was 18,” Fox said. “The problem is, if they think you’re attractive, you’re either stupid or a whore or a dumb whore. The instinct among girls is to attack the jugular.”

Megan, why do you use “slut” and “whore” as if they’re bad terms? You should learn to be more like Paris Hilton and take it as a compliment.

Here’s a couple of weird pictures Megan Fox took for a New York Times photo-spread. It’s too bad she can’t act worth a shit, I’d love to be able to unmute my TV during her movies. Unfortunately, she was put on this Earth to be seen not heard.