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The King of Pop Will Lick Your Lollipop

Dickism — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 18:39:48 +0000

Reports have now come out that Micael Jackson was a raging homo. No joke guys. Here is what The Sun reports:

Biographer Ian Halperin claims to have tracked down two of the superstar’s alleged male lovers. One, who Jacko was “madly in love” with, met him for liaisons at a grungy motel which was all the debt-ridden star could afford.
And one told Halperin: “The very first time he had sex with me he said, ‘The King of Pop’s going to lick your lollipop’. I still laugh thinking about that.”
Halperin makes the bombshell allegations in his book Unmasked: The Final Years of Michael Jackson, for which he claims to have interviewed many people who told him Jacko was gay.
He said: “Virtually everybody has told me. Even those who are his most ardent defenders, people who maintain he is innocent of the molestation charges, insist that he is homosexually inclined.”
He claims the two lovers he traced were a Hollywood waiter and an aspiring actor, “Lawrence”.
The actor boasted they met almost every night for three weeks at his Hollywood Hills home in a short but passionate affair.
Lawrence added: “He was very shy. But when he started to have sex, he was insatiable.”

OK! Magazine Paid $500,000 for this:

Dickism — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 18:46:33 +0000

OK! Magazine has paid $500,000 the above picture of Michael Jackson being caried out of this home on a stretcher. I am not sure why they would put that on the cover for a tribute. Thats like something I would do. HA!

Joe Jackson is a Crazy Fuck

Dickism — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 20:53:29 +0000

I am sure most of you already know what happend last night at the BET awards so im not going to get into that. However I just learned that Joe Jackson once snuck in through Michaels window when he was a little kid with a scary mask on and started screaming and jumping around. He said he was teaching him a lesson not to leave his window open. Michael said he had nightmares for years after that of being kid napped. What a crazy fuck haha.

Jacko Dies of Drug Overdose

Dickism — Fri, 26 Jun 2009 19:44:52 +0000

I really don’t give a shit that Michael Jackson is dead anymore because he is a complete fuck and overdosed on drugs. Reports are coming in that an autopsy was performed on his body and large amounts of Xanax and a drug called Demerol were found in his body. Xanex is what killed Heath Ledger and Dremol is pretty much like morphine. Well, sucks for you Jacko. Kids, don’t do drugs or else your nose might fall off.

King Of Pop Dead at 50

Dickism — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 22:12:13 +0000

No jokes here people. Michael Jackson died today due to cardiac arrest and the age of 50. R.I.P

Pamela Anderson Dating Michael Jackson? WTF!

Dickism — Wed, 03 Sep 2008 16:32:21 +0000

WTF, Pamela Anderson and Michael Jackson have been secretly dating, according to the UK Mirror. The two met up in Malibu and apparently hit it off proving my theory that Pamela would hump a dead corpse if it had a hedge fund or bankrupt whatever comes first:

They were very chatty. Pamela was being her usual flirty self and Michael seemed to be responding. They are such a strange couple but they seemed to really hit it off.”
So much so Michael plucked up the courage to ask Pammy out on a second date. And she was more than happy to accept.
We’re told: “They went for a coffee at Country Mart in Malibu and looked very comfortable with each other. They chatted about Michael turning 50, his new album, their kids. And he seemed genuinely interested in Pamela.”

Pamela Anderson hasnt fucked everyone yet and I guess Michael Jackson is on that list. Doesnt she know homeboy is broke. He got his neverland ranch out just last minute and he owes more money then a sweet sixteen party. I guess according to Michael the girl is mine!