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Best Michael Jackson Impersonation Ever??

Dickism — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 16:07:14 +0000

The child molester may be dead, but I still enjoy making fun of him as often as I can. Honestly, I don’t care if he dead…the mother fucker had sex with little kids. ’nuff said.

101 Topless Celebrities

Dickism — Mon, 08 Feb 2010 19:08:26 +0000

Nuts Magazine has just put together the best list that I have ever seen in my entire life. They have filled their masterful magazine with not just 100, but 101 topless pictures of famous celebrities.

I’m sure if you look back in the Dickism.com archives that we have posted bigger and better versions of most of these pics, but you have to give the geniuses at Nuts Magazine a lot of credit for taking the time to put this together. And granted, I don’t know how half of these chicks can even be considered “celebrities,” but boobs are boobs and I love them all!

Click the thumbnails to see the magazine scans uncensored and in full size.

Beat The Shit Out Of These Kids

Dickism — Thu, 04 Feb 2010 15:11:53 +0000

I came across this taping from an episode of Tyra Banks talk show where she meets a couple of white trailer trash kids who happen to hate their own race. It really makes no sense why somebody should hate their own race, and I think it’s pretty obvious that both the fag and the fat hog are two of the dumbest people ever raised on planet Earth.

Everyone who reads this now has Dickism.com permission and are strongly encouraged to beat the living shit out of both of them if you ever see them in real life.

By Far The Best Video Game Controller Ever

Dickism — Tue, 02 Feb 2010 20:03:59 +0000

I’ve played with a lot of video game controllers in my lifetime and I can tell you with 100% certainty that this one is BY FAR the greatest controller I have ever seen. I could play with that baby for hours and hours and hours.

Berlin Fashion Shows Are The Best

Dickism — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 19:24:48 +0000

I wish I could tell you the name of this Berlin model, but I have no fucking idea who the hell she is. If anyone knows, please leave us a comment. We’d love to know. I just love the way she mysteriously walks down the runway. It’s almost as if she doesn’t even know she’s showing her nipples off to the whole entire world.

I’m usually not a fan of fashion shows, but those Berlin models really know how to grab my attention.

I Should Work At Target

Dickism — Sun, 31 Jan 2010 16:10:28 +0000

I don’t know when Target started selling sperm, but that sounds like the perfect job for me. I’m full of the shit and I’d love to get paid for shooting my wad instead of feeding it to all these cum hungry whores who beg for my dick 24/7. Instead of giving it away for free I might as well get paid for it, right?