Mischa Barton takes a puff of the magic dragon while driving through an elementary school parking. Actually I made up the last part, but it wouldn’t shock me if it was true.

Where I come from crack whores are always driving around the school parking lots looking for a quick and easy 5 dollars. My Elementary school was the BEST!

I usually don’t encourage anorexia, but Mischa Barton needs to do something to lose weight, and she needs to do it FAST! She just can’t seem to hold a healthy weight. She’s either fatter than a whale or skinnier than a twig. And let’s be honest, she looked a lot better as a skinny crack whore than this new blubber butt look.

Seriously, does anyone have just like 5 dollars that I can borrow for a quick blowjob from Mischa Barton? In these pics she’s obviously walking around town looking to sell her body for some drug money. I believe back in the day they used to call them Crack Whores, and I bet they all make a pretty good living too.

I have some great news to announce. Mischa Barton is still alive!!! And for what it’s worth, I’d still fuck her.

Here are some of her newest pictures thanks to DT Magazine. Since she no longer gets any acting roles, I’m guessing Playboy is in her future.

I’m surprised Mischa is still alive. Last time I heard of her I thought she was trying to commit suicide by overdosing on drugs.

Hmm, maybe that was actually on the O.C… Either way she seems to be alive and well in these pictures where she put her thong on display for all to see.

I just have a feeling at some point during her recent photo shoot for Cosmo, Mischa Barton was like, “Fuck this, clothes are so uncomfortable. How about I rip my shirt off and pose topless?” I could be wrong, but I’m pretty sure it went something like that.