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Teresa Palmer Is The New Girl On Transformers 2

Saturday May 3 2008

With the Justice League movie now on permanent hold, now Teresa Palmer has replaced Rachael Taylor. According to a recent article in The Courier Mail, the Aussie actress has been cast in Transformers 2, where she’ll be taking over for Rachael Taylor in the crucial “attractive blonde Australian” role. Teresa most recently worked with Japanese director Takashi Shimizu on the Sony Pictures production The Grudge 2. Here are pictures from Grudge 2 when shes in the girls locker room. I had to put her up she was smokin!!

UPDATE: Here is some screen shots I found of her in The Grudge 2, in the girls locker room. Shes in her bra and underwear and its PG-13. But hey its better then nothing!

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Becki Newton Is Having Alittle Bit Of Trouble

Friday May 2 2008

Becki Newton on the Set of “Ugly Betty” in Beverly Hills and clearly shes having trouble trying to find something. Now where did that I put that dildo I wanted to show everybody today..Hmm…Has anyone seen my herpes medicine…Maybe I should call Paris Hilton..

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Amy Smart Is Topless On Crank 2: High Voltage

Wednesday April 30 2008

The first day of shooting on Crank 2: High Voltage the only way it really knows how: by circulating topless shots of co-star Amy Smart on location. Already knowing the plot Jason Statham jams all over town to keep his artificial ticker above a lethal heart rate and its general means of execution public sex between Statham and Smart, for starters, we now have only the remaining mystery of how and exactly why Smart is bumming around the set with gaffer’s tape on her nipples. We seen her topless already. (more…)

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Batman And The Joker Are Back

Wednesday April 30 2008

The new trailer for The Dark Knight isn’t supposed to be released until Sunday, but due to technological advancements in cell phones and the magic of the Internet, you can see it today. It looks freakin’ amazing, of course, and by the way, I’m calling it now Heath Ledger will win Best Supporting Actor whether he deserves it or not. The only way he could be more of a lock is if The Joker had down syndrome or could only write with his left foot.

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Princess Leia Had Sex With Han Solo

Tuesday April 29 2008

Han Solo and Princess Leia knocked space boots well Yoda filmed it for real! Apparently, Harrison Ford got a hold of Carrie Fisher’s and gave her a bit of The Force during the making of the first Star Wars film. Here’s what Carrie revealed on an upcoming British TV special, according to The Sun:

“I went on the film saying ‘I’m going to have an affair’, like it was a kiwi, an exotic fruit — because I’d never had one!” She adds: “I had a crush on Harrison for sure. Harrison is great fun when he’s had a few drinks.”
Shaking her head and saying: “I’m going to get in so much trouble,” she adds: “Once I left the room and came back and he was in the closet not wearing a lot of clothes.”

For all you Star Wars geeks out there, this means that Harrison and Carrie had what I like to it call it grown up sex. Carrie Fisher was hot back then and shit I would bang her with Chewbacca for a threesome.