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Natalie Portman nipple slip

Yes everyone it is actually a Natalie Portman nipple slip. It’s not a huge nipple slip by any means considering it’s just poking through the straps of her dress but it’s still a nipple slip and thats why I posted it.


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Ben Stiller showed up to the Oscars looking like ex-actor, wanna-be rapper, Joaquin Phoenix. While doing this, he acts like he can careless that hes at an awards show, and chews gum, and wonders around search for something more fun. Should we all.


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The SNL short film with Natalie Portman rapping about drinking and having sex all night was a big hit, but you know whats going to be an even bigger hit, the uncensored audio version, it will probably be even more popular. F ya!


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Natalie Portman Likes Dudes With Crappy Cars


Natalie Portman and her little dog got a ride home from LAX yesterday with her boyfriend that looks gayer then Perez Hilton, singer Devendra Banhart. Natalie stepped in a 20 year old BMW. Especially in Southern Cali in June because you know that car has no AC. Lots of Hollywood stars would refuse to ride in a car like that. Jessica Simpson being one of them! You know its true love when you lower your standards of living..


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Natalie Portman And Devendra Banhart Are Having Sex!


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Holy shit Batman!! What happen to Natalie boyfriend, he went from looking like a total stoner too, a guy that just stepped out of GQ Magazine.. The only way Natalie Portman is not boning this dude is if Devendra Banhart turns out to be gay (in which case, theres a high possibility he might be lets cross our fingers). With a name like Devendra come on! Anyway, at least the little Natalie Portman is getting some penis…lol


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This Is The Coolest Dog In The World


Natalie Portman, “was the unfortunate victim of a surprise soaking as she dropped by a downtown dog run. While she was getting a pup’s-eye view of the surroundings from ground level, another stroller’s frisky pet raised its hind leg, relieved itself right on her shoes and then ambled on its way.”

This dog is a pimp. He just finished up all over Natalie Portman, and he didn’t even have to buy her drinks or pretend to care about Israel and renewable energy, definitely pulling a Tim!! You know this dog looks like her current boyfriend.


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