Thursday June 19 2008
Natalie Portman and her little dog got a ride home from LAX yesterday with her boyfriend that looks gayer then Perez Hilton, singer Devendra Banhart. Natalie stepped in a 20 year old BMW. Especially in Southern Cali in June because you know that car has no AC. Lots of Hollywood stars would refuse to ride in a car like that. Jessica Simpson being one of them! You know its true love when you lower your standards of living..
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Sunday May 4 2008
Holy shit Batman!! What happen to Natalie boyfriend, he went from looking
like a total stoner too, a guy that just stepped out of GQ Magazine.. The only way Natalie Portman is not boning this dude is if Devendra Banhart turns out to be gay (in which case, theres a high possibility he might be lets cross our fingers). With a name like Devendra come on! Anyway, at least the little Natalie Portman is getting some penis…lol
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Tuesday April 22 2008
Natalie Portman, “was the unfortunate victim of a surprise soaking as she dropped by a downtown dog run. While she was getting a pup’s-eye view of the surroundings from ground level, another stroller’s frisky pet raised its hind leg, relieved itself right on her shoes and then ambled on its way.”
This dog is a pimp. He just finished up all over Natalie Portman, and he didn’t even have to buy her drinks or pretend to care about Israel and renewable energy, definitely pulling a Tim!!
You know this dog looks like her current boyfriend.
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Wednesday April 9 2008
The fact that Natalie Portman would lower herself and date someone this retarded looking is beyond me. I cant believe shes hitting that. Can you imagine. lol. She should just go to the nearest homeless shelter and go on a date with someone there. Its kind of the same thing. Devendra Banhart whoever he is standing next to Natalie, needs to be standing next to a trash bin. Hes useless.
Click here if you think hes attractive. If you go out with a guy like this…don’t talk to me, ever!
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Tuesday April 24 2007
Natalie Portman used to get sent disturbing letters from pedophiles. The actress played a young girl who was trained to be an assassin by an older man in ‘Leon’ when she was just 12. She also landed the role of an older man’s object of desire in ‘Beautiful Girls’ at the age of 13. Natalie has revealed the two controversial roles led to her receiving sexually explicit fan mail from obsessive and disturbed men.
She revealed to
Film and Music magazine:
“I was a pedophile’s dream! It was weird, and it dictated a lot of my choices afterwards because it scared me. When you’re a little kid you get really excited about it and you think being famous is really cool. But then you get a fan letter and you read it, and you’re like, ‘Eeeeeeugh!’ Terrified. You can imagine what they said. I obviously stopped reading them, but it made me reluctant to do sexy stuff, especially when I was young.”
Sometimes I walk through the mall and I see 16-18 year olds. Some look hot, but when your looking at 13 year olds, you have a problem and you need a doctor. I know it was more the movie people like, but still to write letters to her. Weren’t they scared she send them to the cops and have them arrested. Idiots I tell ya. If your gonna do something illegal try not to get caught.
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