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Nick Hogan’s Getting Out Early WTF

Dickism — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 17:22:00 +0000

People magazine says that Nick Hogan will be released from jail on October 21st, nearly three months early, because of credits earned for good behavior and working. He will have served 5 months of an 8 month sentence. When asked for a comment, his friend whom he essentially killed said…NOTHING. Oh that’s right. John Graziano can’t talk anymore because Nick Hogan had to show how cool he is by racing through the streets of Tampa. But hey a hole in your head never hurt anyone right!

Hulk Hogan Needs To Chill Out Brother!

Dickism — Mon, 23 Jun 2008 19:25:13 +0000

In response to Hulk Hogan repeatedly saying that John Grazianao current condition is all part of gods plan to make him a better person, the Grazianao family has released a video tape of John in his hospital bed. It’s hard to tell if John has learned the true magic of life, love, and friendship as Hulk suggested, but after this he blamed some kids for having downs syndrome and then called paraplegics “lazy”. He’s the ultimate douchebag now! Hulkamania is dead..RIP..Video of John after the jump hold your breathe because the shit is scary. I am surprise hes still alive with that much of his brain gone..

John Graziano’s Brother Frank Wants Nick Hogan Dead

Dickism — Mon, 16 Jun 2008 18:31:12 +0000

John Graziano’s brother Frank has allegedly been leaving Hulk Hogan threatening messages since his appearance on Larry King Live, according to TMZ:

The voicemail threats made against Hulk Hogan and his family calling them “whores” and threatening to “piss on you and your family’s grave” have been released. Clearwater PD tells TMZ there is an “open investigation” into the calls.

The messages were played on Bubba the Love Sponge’s radio show this morning and they’re beyond pathetic. It’s basically some assclown who’s seen way too many episodes of The Sopranos. The Hulk said some asinine shit on Larry King, but he deserves a believable death threat not one from a retarded kid that lives in a shelter.

Nick Hogan Is A Fucking Asshole

Dickism — Sat, 24 May 2008 06:36:43 +0000

Unbelievable. While crash victim John Graziano lies in a permanent vegetative state in a hospital with a hole in his head, Hulk Hogan says that God laid some “heavy shit” on him because of things that he was “into.” Nick agrees, saying John was a “negative person.” Nice. Blame the victim, not the person who had been drinking and was driving crazy. Hear his bullshit here. Doctors say John Graziano has suffered permanent brain damage and will never fully recover.

Brooke Hogan Speaks On Nick Hogan On Her MySpace

Dickism — Tue, 13 May 2008 20:05:26 +0000

Nick Hogan went to jail for trying to be a rockstar…sadly he failed…last year, he had a few beers and drag raced a friend while having a beer. While driving 60 in a 40, blonde boy lost control, jumped a medium which we all do daily and wrapped his car around a telephone pole (thats hard to miss), critically injuring his passenger, who is still in a veggie state today (while getting bjs from the nurses because thats all he can feel). Brooke Hogan would like all the manhaters that look like her, to line up and fuck her up the ass anally of course. She wrote this on her spaceofmy..

BS
Current mood: pissed off
Category: Life
I know most of the public thinks my brother is some rich little selfish kid, but NO ONE knows the real story and I’m really pissed that the truth didn’t come out from either side. A LOT of lies were told in that trial. Believe me. And it wasn’t from us. John was NEVER home. He was at our house. ALL THE TIME. that should say enough…. Im not going to be out spoken right now, but If some s*** doesn’t start getting straightened out, A lot of people are going to eat their words for lieing. I know all of the truth and I have back up. I never know how twisted this world could be but I’m starting to figure it out. And I’m gonna have to jump off my high road and tackle some ppl who are taking the low road. I know you guys don’t understand, but you will really really soon. Keep praying. And by the way, before you judge anybody, make sure you really know them. I promise you if you were to meet my brother he would give you the shirt off his back. He’s not “NICK HOGAN.” AND hes not the person he plays on tv. People are so gullible now a days…”

I dunno about you but first off, you always have people proof read your word before you have billions people reading it. Secondly, she makes no sense at all, first saying that John was at there house all the time, like what does that have to do with the fact, that they guy is in a coma. And thats shes gonna have to jump off her high road?? So basically shes has to stop snorting coke and realize her brothers an idiot..And the judge was right for what he did..You cant drive like a manic and try to kill your best friend. There are rules man!!

Nick Hogan Gets Eight Months In The Slammer

Dickism — Fri, 09 May 2008 20:12:47 +0000

Nick Hogan aka Nick Bollea and his family, The Hulkster! Hulk Hogan..And here’s the sentence … Nick was sentenced to eight months in jail and Judge Philip Federico added five years’ probation and 500 hours community service to his punishment as well, and yanked his license for three years. Nick was totally expressionless. The Hulkster was pissed! So basically, Nick Hogan is fucked. He drove too fast, and fucked up his friend in the car, and mingled his car to shreds. Now hes paying the price. If he was chick he would of gotten off, but since hes a dick. Hes fucked like everyone else in the world..Whatcha gonna do when Hulkamania goes wild on you!!

UPDATE: Here are some pictures of Nick Hogan aka Nick Bollea in court from TMZ Police! I thought they were gonna give him a slap on the wrist and take away super hero comics, but he got the ass rape waiting for him!