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Nicole Richie bikini pictures

Dickism — Thu, 27 Aug 2009 22:04:16 +0000

Here is a Nicole Richie who is looking really good considering she just had a baby. I wonder what diet she used to lose all that weight? I would guess 3 lines of a cocaine/adderal mix a day would do the trick.

Lindsay Lohan And Joel Madden Getting Too Close

Dickism — Wed, 07 May 2008 06:26:03 +0000

Joel Madden and Lindsay Lohan got cozy at the Hornitos’ Cinco de Mayo party the other night. Interestingly, Joel’s girlfriend Nicole Richie who is of Mexican descent (her birth name is Nicole Escovedo) was not at the event. Conveniently this works good for Lindsay Lohan so she can sneak in there and try to fuck it up! Go Lindsay!

Paris Hilton Herpes Brain Is Working Up Ideas

Dickism — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 22:10:32 +0000

Page In My Ass says today that Paris Hilton thinks she and ex-BFF Nicole Richie should get married to their boyfriends, Benji and Joel Madden, in a lavish double ceremony, despite the fact that only half the people in this story are engaged. Why? True love of course. Wait, no. Money. I meant to say money, money, money. Then she will divorce him and move onto her next tool of use.

Hilton said she wants to do it in order to sell the pictures from the wedding and thinks she could rake in millions, said one pal. “She’s doing it all for attention, as usual,” said the friend. “It’s a publicity stunt, just like everything else.”

I hope they do have a big double wedding. That’s when I’ll use my telepathy to slam the doors shut and kill everyone in sight like that episode of Family Guy. Hahahha!

Nicole Richie Grows Breasts The World Stops And Watches

Dickism — Tue, 14 Aug 2007 19:27:41 +0000

The only good thing about Nicole Richie getting prego is that shes growing some boobies finally. She had dinner in New York City with Mischa Barton and Joel Madden last night, and for some reason felt like showing off her breasts in a tanktop. I am not into prego girls. But hey if that turns you on go for Nicole Richie.

Nicole Richie And Paris Hilton Only Invites Girls That Are 100lbs

Dickism — Wed, 30 May 2007 23:25:04 +0000

Nicole Richie and Paris Hilton told friends no girls over 100lbs would be admitted to her Memorial Day party. ‘The Simple Life’ star emailed pals inviting them to a party on Sunday May 28, urging them to starve themselves because there would be weighing scales outside.

Nicole who has been plagued by eating disorder rumors wrote:

“My fellow Americans it’s that time of year to celebrate our country by drinking massive amounts of beer. Let’s stand together as one, live the American dream. Take shots, pass out, and wake up with our pants ripped open at the seams. Let’s glorify this day in your sluttiest tops and your tightest pair of Tsubi jeans. Even though we have no f***ing clue what Memorial Day really means!! There will be a scale at the front door. No girls over 100lbs allowed in. Start starving yourself now. See you all then!!!”

The bash was held at “Masha’s” house a pseudonym for Nicole’s friend Paris Hilton. However, Nicole’s representative has insisted she was joking in the email and didn’t want anyone to not eat. This is the funniest shit I ever seen. This is something my friend Tim would do. Hes such a dick.

Paris Hilton And Nicole Richie Know How To Fake It

Dickism — Mon, 21 May 2007 14:25:36 +0000

This is the fake make-up scene between Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie for the upcoming season of The Simple Life. Everybody knows reality shows are fake, but this is just bullshit. If you cant tell how fake this shit is, then you need to do some lines and have some vodka to open your sinuses.