Someone seriously needs to let Pamela Anderson know that her Baywatch days are long gone and she needs to stop walking down runways dressed like a total tramp.

These days she’s just barely hotter than Courtney Love, and that’s saying something.

If Pamela Anderson wants to support Animal rights why the fuck is she licking envelopes? Maybe she should get off her ass and use her millions of dollars to open an animal shelter or make a donation to the Humane Society. Or better yet, instead of wasting saliva on envelopes she can suck my dick and I’ll donate a couple hundred dollars for her.

I don’t think there has ever been a washed up celebrity more desperate for attention that Pamela Anderson. I have a feeling that one of these days we’re going to wake up to find out she’s dead from overdosing on a shitload of drugs. But for now she’s doing everything she can to get attention, even if that means participating in some fashion show while basically wearing nothing.

Pamela Anderson is trying really hard to become famous again. In her newest pictures for Loaded Magazine she ripped off her top and grabbed the nearest stripper pole.

These pics just aren’t doing much for me. She should hook up with Ron Jeremy and take up porn. They could revive their careers together.

It’s a new decade and Pamela Anderson is still determined to prove she’s the biggest and best whore that God has ever created. To prove her point she became the first celebrity to show her nipples in the new year. Our eye witnesses say as soon as the clock struck midnight she bent over and left everything hang out.

I’m sure 2010 will provide us with many many nipple slips, hopefully some a lot better than this, but kudos to Pamela for kicking off the New Year!

Somebody needs to tell Pamela Anderson that it isn’t Halloween, it’s CHRISTMAS! And if she didn’t just get confused and that’s actually what she looks like without a lot of makeup on, then she better schedule an emergency face plant ASAP.

Holy fucking shit these pictures are scary as hell.