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Paris Hilton’s Pussy Is Vacant (Just Kidding!)

Dickism — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 16:06:27 +0000

I don’t know what’s funnier, this billboard or the fact that Paris Hilton is threatening to sue the New Zealand company who created it. Paris doesn’t care if you watch her sex tape over and over again and she certainty doesn’t mind being seen topless and pantyless, but if you say she’s vacant she’ll sue you for everything you own.

Paris Hilton swimming with stingrays

Dickism — Mon, 17 Aug 2009 22:35:59 +0000

How does Steve Irwin get killed by a stingray and Paris Hilton just swims with them like it’s nothing. Thats some fucking bullshit.

Paris Hilton bikini pictures

Dickism — Tue, 11 Aug 2009 21:39:54 +0000

Here is Paris Hilton in Bora Bora yesterday with Doug Reinhardt. I thought they broke up? Oh well I really don’t give a fuck. And if you look close enough at the first picture it actually looks like there is another vagina next to her “real” vagina. HOT!

Paris Jackson named after Paris Hilton?!

Dickism — Thu, 23 Jul 2009 22:47:42 +0000

Michael Jacksons life keeps getting weirder and weirder. Yesterday Paris Hilton told the world that Michael Jackson was her Uncle and he had asked her mom if he could name his daughter Paris after Paris. Well obviously she said yes and now there are two little coked up Paris’s running around today. Fucked up world.

Paris Hilton Wears Bikini in Dubai

Dickism — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 22:29:41 +0000

Paris Hilton thought it would be a great idea to brake the law in Dubai by wearing a bikini while she shot pics for the 3rd season of her show. The shows producers told her that is is illigal to wear a bikini in Dubai because it is against Middle Eastern culture. Paris was a complete fuck and kept wearing it. I really hope she gets arrested and then beheaded.

Paris Hilton is Banging Cristiano Ronaldo

Dickism — Thu, 11 Jun 2009 23:20:56 +0000

Last night Paris Hilton was caught hooking up with soccer star Cristiano Ronaldo. What a fucking slut shes already with some dude less then 24 hours after breaking up with her boy friend. Now thats my type of girl.