As dumb as she is I’m surprised she ever knows how to use a computer, but somehow Paris Hilton managed to log on to her Twitter account and post the above picture for all of her followers to enjoy.

Maybe she’s getting smarter with age?

Without sluts like Paris Hilton my job would be so much harder. Pretty much every week I can count on at least one post full up either topless or upskirt pictures of this skank. I’m not even sure we can see anything in these photos other than pantyhose, but it’s not like we’ve never seen her pussy before.

I still think it’s time for her to release an updated sex tape.

If you’ve never seen a cat in heat, just trust me..it looks EXACTLY like this. It’ll crawl around, rub itself on everything, stick its ass up in the air and meow pathetically until you stick something up its ass.

Ironically, that’s pretty much what Paris Hilton is doing in these pictures.

I have never understood why Paris Hilton has never purchased a nice set of silicone D-Cups. She’s so fucking flat at first glance these pictures almost look like some fagged out bleached blonde surfer dude standing on a balcony.

It’s too bad she didn’t jump off. This world would be a better plays with one less flat dumb blonde chick.

Paris Hilton always has been and always will be a a chick who loves showing off not only her tits, but her pussy too. Her latest upskirt moment doesn’t show much pussy, but you have to admire her lack of interest in closing her legs like a classy gal. I think it’s about time she gives us an updated sextape.

I came across this picture earlier and just had to post it. I have no fucking idea what it’s for or where it’s from, but it’s very interesting to say the least.

The pig sure looks happy. Too bad it doesn’t know she’s already planning to eat it for Christmas 2010. I’m sure it’ll make a delicious pork roast.