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Paris Hilton was caught gazing at her reflection in a window and flipping trough some kind of binder for hours yesterday at her beach house, and thanks to X17, it turns out the binder was filled with pictures of Paris Hilton. It is a little egotistical, but God made reflective windows too heavy to carry down to the beach, so there’s plenty of blame to go around. She’s still pretty lucky. I don’t dare glimpse at my reflection in a window, for fear I may fall in love.
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Paris Hilton has been ordered back to jail in Lynwood and will serve out her original 45 day sentence with a credit for the 5 days she’s already served. Reporters say she was crying through the entire process and, when Judge Michael Sauer gave his decision, she let out a huge cry and said, “This isn’t right.” She was then physically dragged out of the courtroom by a female deputy, in tears, screaming, “Mom, Mom, Mom.”
The official word is that she has to serve out her original 45 day sentence, although that comes out to 23 days of actual jail time with good behavior (one day off for every day of good behavior). So she’s still going in for her original 45 day sentence, but will still only do 23 days (minus the 5 day credit) of actual jail time. I like to see that Paris getting dragged from court crying her eyes out. This picture speaks a million words, and I bet will be on everyones breakroom by monday.
PARIS HILTON IS OUT OF JAIL!!!! After only 3 days. Not 45 days. Not even 23 days. 3 fucking days. Bitch didn’t even serve a goddam week in jail if this was me or you, we be in the slammer riding it out with Bubba.
Paris was apparently suffering from severe panic attacks and depression, where she even became suicidal. Towards the end of her stay, Paris began, what others call, a nervous breakdown. Her psychiatrist was so concerned for her well being they did everything possible to get her to a place in which was comfortable for her and her health.
According to TMZ.com, Paris will finish the remainder of her sentence, 40 days, under house arrest. But that’s retarded. I spend all day in my basement apartment, and I didn’t nearly kill everyone in LA because I decided to have 18 Jagers and an 8-ball before getting on the road. And Paris’ house is a hell of a lot bigger than my apartment. Party at Paris’s, would you expect anything less!
Paris Hilton surrendered to the Los Angeles County sheriff a little before midnight last night to begin her 23-day jail sentence. And in their fine tradition of kissing ass, the sheriff announced that Paris will now have a cell to herself for her entire stay. Earlier it was reported that she would share a cell with a hand picked cell-mate, but that is no longer the case. She will have one hour a day to shower, use a phone and watch TV in a small pod adjacent to her cell. Too bad she wont get the new iPhone nor another sex tape to release. No worries Lindsay is joining her soon.
If you watched the MTV Movie Awards last night you probably would’ve seen this clip, of host Sarah Silverman tearing into Paris Hilton as the cameras are fixed on Paris’ face. It’s basically one whole minute of Paris trying not to cry as everybody in the room cheers her downfall. You gotta love the brutally honest Sarah.
Nicole Richie and Paris Hilton told friends no girls over 100lbs would be admitted to her Memorial Day party. ‘The Simple Life’ star emailed pals inviting them to a party on Sunday May 28, urging them to starve themselves because there would be weighing scales outside.
Nicole who has been plagued by eating disorder rumors wrote:
“My fellow Americans it’s that time of year to celebrate our country by drinking massive amounts of beer. Let’s stand together as one, live the American dream. Take shots, pass out, and wake up with our pants ripped open at the seams. Let’s glorify this day in your sluttiest tops and your tightest pair of Tsubi jeans. Even though we have no f***ing clue what Memorial Day really means!! There will be a scale at the front door. No girls over 100lbs allowed in. Start starving yourself now. See you all then!!!”
The bash was held at “Masha’s” house a pseudonym for Nicole’s friend Paris Hilton. However, Nicole’s representative has insisted she was joking in the email and didn’t want anyone to not eat. This is the funniest shit I ever seen. This is something my friend Tim would do. Hes such a dick.
