Out of all the whores in the world I thought for sure Paris Hilton would have been the one to give us a nice pussy picture. Instead she just gives us this boring upskirt photo with all the good parts covered.
Look at her face. She’s so happy she remembered to cover her twat.
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Oh shit! Mrs. Clause is going to be pissed when she sees these pictures of Paris Hilton walking around in her husband’s clothes! I can’t blame the jolly fat dude, he’s entitled to a Christmas gift every once and awhile too, right?



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I always wondered why such a rich attention whore wouldn’t enhance her bust when the only reason she’s famous is because of her looks (and sex tape). Well, maybe it’s because she’s a dyke who secretly enjoys strapping on a dildo and fucking other chicks.
“I still am a tomboy. I love to go fishing. I love sports. I used to play ice hockey,” People Magazine. “Paris told You know, I think people only see the glamour and the parties, but when I’m at home I’m completely different.”
But of course she can’t be a dyke. There’s no way in hell a lesbian can suck dick that good. With that said, I’m still pretty sure his BFF Nicole Richie is a man.
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I don’t know what’s funnier, this billboard or the fact that Paris Hilton is threatening to sue the New Zealand company who created it. Paris doesn’t care if you watch her sex tape over and over again and she certainty doesn’t mind being seen topless and pantyless, but if you say she’s vacant she’ll sue you for everything you own.
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How does
Steve Irwin get killed by a stingray and
Paris Hilton just swims with them like it’s nothing. Thats some fucking bullshit.

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Here is
Paris Hilton in Bora Bora yesterday with Doug Reinhardt. I thought they broke up? Oh well I really don’t give a fuck. And if you look close enough at the first picture it actually looks like there is another vagina next to her “real” vagina. HOT!

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