Tuesday April 22 2008
Paris Hilton caused a paparazzi gangbang of Britney proportions yesterday. But girl looked as bored with it as Jessica Alba is with life. Cops threatening with tickets circled, a news crew jumped in the mix somewhere but Paris barely paid any attention to the frenzy her mere presence created. She’s probably thinking the same thing as the rest of us. why does she get so much damn coverage? Oh yes she just announced she wanted a doublefuck wedding of some sorts on MTV or Playboy only one can wish.
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Monday April 21 2008
Page In My Ass says today that Paris Hilton thinks she and ex-BFF Nicole Richie should get married to their boyfriends, Benji and Joel Madden, in a lavish double ceremony, despite the fact that only half the people in this story are engaged. Why? True love of course. Wait, no. Money. I meant to say money, money, money. Then she will divorce him and move onto her next tool of use.
Hilton said she wants to do it in order to sell the pictures from the wedding and thinks she could rake in millions, said one pal. “She’s doing it all for attention, as usual,” said the friend. “It’s a publicity stunt, just like everything else.”
I hope they do have a big double wedding. That’s when I’ll use my telepathy to slam the doors shut and kill everyone in sight like that episode of Family Guy. Hahahha!
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Monday April 7 2008
Paris Hilton wants a new best friend, and she decided to go to MTV to find one since Nicole Richie hates her guts, along with Lindsay, Britney, and anyone else. According to
NYPost:
Paris Hilton turns to MTV to find her a new best friend. Now she won’t even be there when the unlucky guy or gal is chosen. Hopefuls have been vying for online votes for the part, but on Tuesday two casting directors from Doron Ofir will be at Nikki Beach in New York looking over people who audition for the part. They’ll then move on to other cities for more auditions and to cast “hot bitches and fabulously fierce guys, who are at least the age of 21 and appear under 30,” for the 10-episode show, called, “Paris Hilton’s My New BFF
I dont know about you but I wouldnt wanna be this herpified friend. The only good thing about Paris is she creates alot of press so if you hangout with her your get noticed. And people will wonder who the fuck you are. Like went Britney and Lindsay hungout with her to get more press and boost their own status.
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Friday April 4 2008
The best thing of Brandon Davis’ life was when he called Lindsay Lohan a “firecrotch”, but please don’t think he’s a one slick dude who only knows slang for “vagina”. That doesn’t impress me at all. Turns out this grease bucket of shit knows slurs for gay and black people too. How ingenuous! Now I know
Perez Hilton might be writing a up a storm of hatred for the guy. And rightly so. If your racist keep this shit to yourself. Either you hate everyone like George Carlin or you keep your asshole shut so you don’t get your ass beaten like Rodney King on a bad hair day.
PSssssss: Why the fuck is it video day on Friday! Ok now I going back to porn, but all seriousness someone needs to whip this guys ass and corn hole him to death. Maybe hit him over the head with a microwave that might straighten him out. Wikipedia put some shit on him.
Greasy Crotch!! hahhaa. Its been changed back but here is the
screenshot when it was!
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Wednesday April 2 2008
According to
TMZ, the Audrina Patridge
topless pictures were released by none other than
Audrina herself! Now TMZ is credible, why because they are like the gossip police they know shit and find she even when they dont even know it. Pretty fucking cool.
How’s this for ultra-skank? We’re hearing Audrina Patridge was none too happy with the way she looked in the first set of nude pictures that were mysteriously released, so she’s released a brand new set … that’s the buzz.
“The Hills” vixen is learning to strip the layers of Hollywood one article of clothing at a time. This move guarantees at least five more minutes in the spotlight. But just five …
For the record, the photo agency had no comment. Her rep denies that she leaked the pics.
Sound crazy? Just think about it. One second you’re the boring brunette on a show about blondes, and the next minute you’re on every headline after showing your tits. Hmm..didn’t Paris Hilton do that, oh and Kim Kardashian, and countless other wannabe sluts. Not original! She needs to step it up and have a gangbang you know something NO one has done before. Then you’ll be different and original. Sex sells, sex definitely sells.
UPDATE: Incase you live in a cave and you haven’t seen Audrina Patridge naked, click here, and second set here.
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