I always knew Paris loved cock but I didn’t know she loved it enough to buy a purse that had straps that look like a cock. What a weird whore.
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Paris Hilton spent day two in Hawaii yesterday, and she was underwater scuba diving, and everyone on land was praying that she get eaten by a shark. Of course she didn’t. When she came up for air, everyone was yelling and screaming why didn’t a shark eat her. I even heard someone punched a random blonde that looked like her. It was actually hilarious.
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Paris Hilton showed up in Hawaii yesterday with her new bf that shes gonna infect with her herpes. It was a great day for Paris, but not anyone else. We heard no one would go in the water with her herpes ass in it. I am surprise a whale didn’t try to eat her for dinner.
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Body English in Vegas threw Paris Hilton another birthday party last night despite the fact she turned 28 over a month ago, in case you cared. Her new boyfriend Doug Reinhardt was there and played suck face with Paris all night long. Because I really didn’t know they were fucking I thought they were just in that holding hands stage kinda relationship.
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Here’s Doug Reinhardt giving Paris Hilton the tongue last night while trying to finger bang her in the backseat of his car. He’s a smooth guy, especially when the paps are there to share this moment with us. I am surprise he doesn’t wrap Paris in plastic before he even touches her. Doesn’t he know that after 5 minutes of entering her vagina that his dick will fall off. Oh the power of love.
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Paris Hilton is dropping over $280 grand on a diamond-encrusted dash for her pink Bentley. I know Paris is pretty fucking dumb, but 280 grand for a diamond dashboard. The Sun says…
The hotel heiress, 27, will have it flown out from the firm’s British HQ in Crewe to be fitted to her $200,000 Continental GT in Los Angeles. But she may have to wait — the Cheshire plant is halting production until early May due to the economic downturn. A Bentley source said last night: “I guess she’s not hit too badly by the recession.
I know for a fact if herpes cant kill her, I know the diamonds on her dashboard will. And thank god for that shit. This is the BIGGEST waste of money I seen in years. Quarter of a mil for a diamond dashboard, I hope someone rear-ends her on Wilshire Blvd with a Range Rover, going 80 mphs and then the paps can take a picture of her head stuck in a diamond, all because she wanted to look cool. Fuckin retard!
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