Monday March 31 2008

Paris Hilton and her super cool boyfriend Benji “I buy my clothes at Hot Topic” Madden the dog were in Berlin this weekend, and Paris reportedly ate the ground while running away from the paparazzi. There’s no video of it but the pictures are above and below. It’s as close as we get to seeing it damn it. The paparazzi need to step it up its hilarious watching Paris fall down helplessly. And why is that you might asked. Well she is a joke. This is why they’re there. Embarrassing shit like this. Knock that bitch down and stick a dick up her ass. Make her cry all over again like here.

• Paris Hilton And Benji Madden Run Over The Paparazzi
• Kim Kardashian Scores Ed Hardy But Not Paris Hilton
• Paris Hilton Gets Gangbang By The Paparazzi
• Audrina Patridge’s Nude Pictures Released By Herself!

Posted in Benji Madden, Paris Hilton  | Comments (0)

Wednesday March 12 2008

Girls Gone Wild creator Joe Francis has settled his legal matters in Florida and is finally a free man. The boobies-obsessed gangbang date rapist will be back in Los Angeles sometime tonight, according to TMZ:

Francis has plead no contest to the charges of filming underage girls, and has been sentenced to time served. He will be on six months’ “non-reporting” probation, and “Girls Gone Wild” can’t film in the area for three years. Bay County, we’re told, will return Joe’s brand new Ferrari, and $60,000 that they confiscated from him last year.

Joe Francis is Pioneer, Grade A Asshole, Rapist, and World Traveler. I like to believe he and I are cut from the same cloth. Except mine is made from old Superman sheets and Joe Francis’ is made from fine silk, gold and the pubic hair of drunk busty virgins, God I hate him so much. But still hes the coolest guy in the room.

• ‘The Clipin-Go’ By Paris Hilton
• Paris Hilton Writes: ‘Paris Moscow 2008′ Gets Banned
• Brandon Davis Doesnt Like Blacks Or Gay People
• Audrina Patridge’s Nude Pictures Released By Herself!

Posted in Girls Gone Wild, Joe Francis, Paris Hilton  | Comments (0)

Monday March 10 2008

Paris Hilton seemed to be confused by the presence of her breasts while shopping yesterday in Beverly Hills. Look Mom they are finally growing! No honey, they actually aren’t growing its just a push up bra to make it look like they are big. When in actuality they are the tiny set of rack like a boys chest at puberty.

• Paris Hilton Gets Gangbang By The Paparazzi
• Paris Hilton Falls Busts Face By The Paparazzi
• Paris Hilton And Benji Madden Run Over The Paparazzi
• Paris Hilton Writes: ‘Paris Moscow 2008′ Gets Banned

Posted in Paris Hilton  | Comments (0)

Thursday February 28 2008

Paris Hilton poses topless for the latest issue of 944 Magazine. Sadly this is one of the only view ways Paris can actually make a living, by showing her body. Yeah it looks hot, but we seen it before and in video format. She needs to make more naked tapes.

• Paris Hilton Falls Busts Face By The Paparazzi
• Paris Hilton Sunbathing Naked On Patio
• Kim Kardashian Scores Ed Hardy But Not Paris Hilton
• Paris Hilton Writes: ‘Paris Moscow 2008′ Gets Banned

Posted in Paris Hilton  | Comments (0)

Tuesday February 19 2008

Paris Hilton was in her element this past weekend, skanking it up and performing with the Pussycat Dolls for her birthday. You know, as much as I dislike Paris, I can always appreciate a skinny blond in slutty lingerie. Because thats what Paris is, a big pussy! haha

• Jason Statham Kicked Out Of Playboy Mansion While Paris Stays In
• Paris Hilton Falls Busts Face By The Paparazzi
• Paris Hilton Promotes Can Can In A Box
• ‘The Clipin-Go’ By Paris Hilton

Posted in Paris Hilton  | Comments (0)