Body English in Vegas threw Paris Hilton another birthday party last night despite the fact she turned 28 over a month ago, in case you cared. Her new boyfriend Doug Reinhardt was there and played suck face with Paris all night long. Because I really didn’t know they were fucking I thought they were just in that holding hands stage kinda relationship.
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Here’s Doug Reinhardt giving Paris Hilton the tongue last night while trying to finger bang her in the backseat of his car. He’s a smooth guy, especially when the paps are there to share this moment with us. I am surprise he doesn’t wrap Paris in plastic before he even touches her. Doesn’t he know that after 5 minutes of entering her vagina that his dick will fall off. Oh the power of
love.
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Paris Hilton is dropping over $280 grand on a diamond-encrusted dash for her pink Bentley. I know Paris is pretty fucking dumb, but 280 grand for a diamond dashboard. The Sun
says…
The hotel heiress, 27, will have it flown out from the firm’s British HQ in Crewe to be fitted to her $200,000 Continental GT in Los Angeles. But she may have to wait — the Cheshire plant is halting production until early May due to the economic downturn. A Bentley source said last night: “I guess she’s not hit too badly by the recession.
I know for a fact if herpes cant kill her, I know the diamonds on her dashboard will. And thank god for that shit. This is the BIGGEST waste of money I seen in years. Quarter of a mil for a diamond dashboard, I hope someone rear-ends her on Wilshire Blvd with a Range Rover, going 80 mphs and then the paps can take a picture of her head stuck in a diamond, all because she wanted to look cool. Fuckin retard!
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Katy Perry took to her
blog yesterday to set the record straight about her alleged hook-up with Benji Madden:
oh kittens! It’s two pseudo famous people sitting next to each other… doesn’t mean we were bumping uglies! You know I don’t just do that with anyone! That’s just how the media works, as you can tell. I was there celebrating a really fun show and a boozy valentines with all my good friends. We were like a group of 25! Benji is a nice young fellow, but my heart really belongs to kitty purry/markus molinari. Hope your vagina day was as FUN as mine.
I dunno if my name was associated with Paris Hilton’s sloppy seconds, I be like fuck that. And herpes is included on that one. But even so, Benji is white trash, and so is Katy with big breasts. So maybe it may work out after all, be a one big white trash wedding with be bigger breasts.
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Former BFFs Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian were seated next to each other at a Fashion Week runway day before yesterday in New York. These two were best buds a year ago. Then Kim went off and got her own sextape scandal, and got a tv show. Thinks to using Paris’ advice, fuck then sellout.
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Here’s Hugh Hefner throwing a birthday bash for Aubrey O’Day with the release of her Playboy issue with Paris Hilton, and his twins and a busload of assorted playmates. Herpes all around.
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