If you watched the MTV Movie Awards last night you probably would’ve seen this clip, of host Sarah Silverman tearing into Paris Hilton as the cameras are fixed on Paris’ face. It’s basically one whole minute of Paris trying not to cry as everybody in the room cheers her downfall. You gotta love the brutally honest Sarah.
Nicole Richie and Paris Hilton told friends no girls over 100lbs would be admitted to her Memorial Day party. ‘The Simple Life’ star emailed pals inviting them to a party on Sunday May 28, urging them to starve themselves because there would be weighing scales outside.
Nicole who has been plagued by eating disorder rumors wrote:
“My fellow Americans it’s that time of year to celebrate our country by drinking massive amounts of beer. Let’s stand together as one, live the American dream. Take shots, pass out, and wake up with our pants ripped open at the seams. Let’s glorify this day in your sluttiest tops and your tightest pair of Tsubi jeans. Even though we have no f***ing clue what Memorial Day really means!! There will be a scale at the front door. No girls over 100lbs allowed in. Start starving yourself now. See you all then!!!”
The bash was held at “Masha’s” house a pseudonym for Nicole’s friend Paris Hilton. However, Nicole’s representative has insisted she was joking in the email and didn’t want anyone to not eat. This is the funniest shit I ever seen. This is something my friend Tim would do. Hes such a dick.
Paris Hilton was spotted in LA conveniently carrying around in front of paparazzi a self-help book called The Power Of Now and - wait for it - The Holy Bible. Can you believe that shit. And her nipples are hard as diamonds. Not like we really care, because we seen them 100 times before. But still great to see plastic girl lying about getting her shit together, for the cameras. Shes basically a professional liar.
This is the fake make-up scene between Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie for the upcoming season of The Simple Life. Everybody knows reality shows are fake, but this is just bullshit. If you cant tell how fake this shit is, then you need to do some lines and have some vodka to open your sinuses.
Paris Hilton is already receiving death threats from her soon-to-be fellow prisoners. Paris is set to begin a 45-day jail term on June 5 and some of the ladies she’ll be locked up with at California’s all-female Century Regional Detention Facility have started to let her know she won’t be a welcome guest. A source close to Hilton tells Life & Style magazine the hotel heiress started receiving death threats on her MySpace.com page the day after she was sentenced to serve time for violating her probation by driving with a suspended license.
The insider says, “These maniacs have been writing, ‘We’re going to get you,’ and, ‘I’m going to kill you.’ It’s horrifying. One person wrote that she’s going to steal Paris’ shoes when she gets to jail and if Paris argues, she’ll be beaten to a pulp.”
In an exclusive interview with the publication, Hilton admits, “I’m very scared right now.”
Be afraid, be very afraid. I don’t know how this little silver spoon is gonna hold up in jail. But according to reports she might only have to do two weeks of jail time. So its iffy how much time she will actually serve. I found these pictures of her driving while suspended again!
