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Perez Got His Ass Kicked … Finally

Dickism — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 19:47:43 +0000

Last night Perez was at some Music show and during the after party Will.I.am of the Black Eyed Peas got in his face. He was yelling at him like black people do and Perez tried to be a hard ass and say “I don’t respect you, you are being gay and you are a fucking faggot.” Will.I.Am and his body guards then proceded to beat the shit out of Perez. After the beating ended Perez decided to Twitter that he needed someone to call the police. He sent 5-6 Twitter messages and then police showed up. Well here is what I have to say about all of this. Fuck you Perez. You are not a celebrity and that is what you get for going to an event for celebrities. You are a 40 something year old gay douche bag and I am soooo happy someone beat your ass. FUCK YOU!

Lily Allen Hates Perez Hilton Like We Do

Dickism — Mon, 16 Jun 2008 16:09:38 +0000

Theres a MySpace fight between Lily Allen and Perez Hilton went into overtime the other day, when Lily updated to answer some of Hilton’s accusations. The highlights are this: Hilton said Lily was pissed at her record label, Capitol, because they’re promoting Katy Perry, whoever the fuck that is. Lily replied by saying of course Capitol was promoting Katy because Katy is new and Lily hasn’t had a record out on two years. Perez called her a liar and idiot. Here is the latest!

Lily Allen wrote:

“I am not a liar Pee pEe. how can I possibly have been to Capitols office in the last year when my visa to get into the states was only granted three weeks ago. there is no Capitol office in LA as far as I know and I certainly haven’t been to New York in the past few days. you should know, you’ve documented my every move since I got here. And many people ask to have their photos taken with me, I don’t keep a record of peoples names . You wouldn’t understand that though, you can probably remember the names and faces of all seven fans that turned up to your clothing line signing the other day.

What Perez Hilton says:

You’re obviously an idiot! How could you not know that your U.S. label, Capitol Records, has an office in Los Angeles???? In fact, their building is one of the most iconic structures in Hollywood! Did we also mention that you’re a liar?

He mentions the famous Capitol Records building and calls her an idiot, but somehow forgets to mention that it’s no longer the Capitol Records building. But the point to all this is this picture, which Lily made. The lesson to be learned here is, don’t SHIT where you EAT.

Perez Hilton Needs To Die

Dickism — Mon, 09 Jun 2008 11:48:45 +0000

Its pretty sad how this motherfucker Perez Hilton is even famous or let alone standing. Too bad stupid bitches don’t stop reading his shitty site. Because thats the only one making him his money. Guys don’t read that shit, just the girls. Tell your girlfriend to stop reading his crap. Its useless. Here he is at Hot Topic and get this has a clothing line out. Yeah right like I am gonna buy that shit. Why is he famous and successful? He’s not even good looking. If i knew making dumb comments about celebrities would garner wealth and success i would have made my own website a long time ago and I did.