Our friend Mitch at tPc, got something cool! Tiffany May isn’t famous or filthy rich. She’s not an actress or a singer but simply known for streaking at a US soccer game almost nude with an American Flag tied to her. Yup, that’s right. Tiffany May is now cashing in at Playboy for streaking at the USA v. Honduras Olympic qualifying match. Pictures of Tiffany May in Playboy is here…Seems like this bitch aint stupid unlike Ashley Dupre…when you got 15 minutes of fame use it the fastest way possible, get your money and then get the fuck out…lol
Colleen Shannon wants to set the record straight Jesse Metcalfe did not pay for her boobs. Some reading lessons would have been nice though. The Playmate/DJ wants us to know that she’s boned up on politics since last we heard, and her candidate of choice is “Umbama.”
The Sun UK says today that Pam Anderson gave a naked lap dance to Hugh Hefner at his 82nd birthday party in the Palms casino this weekend, making this the one millionth reason why Pam Anderson is the greatest woman who ever lived.
The former Baywatch star, 40, who has appeared nude on the cover of Playboy magazine 12 times, gave him the steamy lap dance at a Las Vegas casino. As Hefner walked into his luxury suite, she walked out of a bedroom wearing only high-heel shoes. Hotel owner George Maloof, 43, said: “He was stunned and had the biggest smile I’ve ever seen.”
Wait a minute so the hotel owner was in the room with Hef when he got the lap dance from Pam and he saw the look on his face. Hmm..maybe then she gave TWO naked lap dances. If you were my friend Tim you be all over this like white on rice. lol.
The Kardashian family reflected on a the difficult period all families face when their slutty daughter decides to pose for Playboy & release a homemade sex tape with her bastard boyfriend. I don’t know about you guys, but it made me a little teary eyed.
If something like this did happen to Jessica Simpson, it might actually serve as a spark in her dying career. After analyzing all of Jessica’s options at this point, we’re recommending that she forgo all music and film-related efforts and concentrate more on properly cashing in her Playboy Trump Card.
I’m pretty sure, that with very little coaxing and old-man hand jobbing, Hef would cough up around $3-4 million to put Jessica on the cover especially since he loves the blonde bimbo types.
