Dickism » Richie Sambora http://www.dickism.com Sat, 21 Nov 2009 21:20:59 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.6 en hourly 1 Richie Sambora Gets DUI No Denise Richards http://www.dickism.com/2008/03/26/richie-sambora-gets-dui-no-denise-richards/ http://www.dickism.com/2008/03/26/richie-sambora-gets-dui-no-denise-richards/#comments Thu, 27 Mar 2008 02:57:12 +0000 Dickism http://www.dickism.com/2008/03/26/richie-sambora-gets-dui-no-denise-richards/
Richie Sambora Gets DUI No Denise Richards

Richie Sambora, of Bon Jovi fame, and bangs Denise Richards (my idol for that score) was picked up last night for DUI by Laguna Beach police, according to tPc:

Cops say they observed him driving erratically in a black Hummer and pulled him over. He failed numerous field sobriety tests and was detained for DUI.
At the station a cooperative Sambora opted to take a blood test rather than blow into a breathalyzer. Laguna Beach PD tells tPc there’s no indication of drugs.

Richie also had a female passenger car who police immediately clarified wasn’t a celebrity. Ha! Loser. Can’t even get a famous chick to ride shotgun while you’re tanked. And to think I respected you. *rips down Bon Jovi poster* Wait, I don’t like Bon Jovi.

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UPDATE: So it turns out Richie Sambora’s 10-year-old daughter was in the car at the time of the arrest, according to tPc. What a fucking idiot. Heather Locklear’s lawyers are going to have a field day with this shit. Driving drunk with a kid in a car, Christ. I didn’t know they gave out Father of the Year Awards for “Most Retarded.”

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