Here’s Rihanna looking almost Lady GaGa-ish at the Echo Awards in Berlin. I sure hope that more celebrities aren’t going to start dressing more and more like Retard GaGa just to get attention. Rihanna look hot without the sill costumes and all that dumb shit. She should just dress normal and be cool.

If the whole singing thing doesn’t work out, Rihanna has found a backup plan that doesn’t involve becoming Chris Brown’s personal punching bag. She can teach gay ass foreigners how to dance.

By the looks of these pictures from the set of Rihanna’s music video for “Rude Boy,” it could be her best video ever. I’d love to see that gold chain link outfit thingy on the shelves at Wal-Mart. Wouldn’t it be sweet as hell if nearly every chick in the world wore shit like that? And by every chick I mean ever girl under 140lbs.

Rihanna forgot her Vagisil before taking the stage and performing in front of a live crowd, so she spent the entire concert scratching her pussy and fingering herself.

If you ask me, that’s one lucky ass crowd. I’d much rather pay to see her masturbate for a few hours instead of trying to sing.

There isn’t a major difference between my dreams and this picture of Katy Perry, Taylor Swift, Rihanna and Fergie from the Grammy Awards. In fact, the only difference is, in my dreams they’re all naked and taking turns worshiping my dick. This one time Rihanna was hogging my nuts and Katy got so jealous that she started a huge cat fight. It was hot!

Rihanna’s looking quite stylish in these black and white photos which will be featured in the February 2010 issue of W Magazine. I’d prefer pictures like these where she’s showing off her nipples, but I suppose these black & white pics are okay every now and then.