Hey, don’t bitch at me! I know these pictures suck. They’re too small and we barely get to see anything at all! But if you get a magnifying glass I promise you’ll see some nice Rihanna side boob.
And besides, I’m sure there’s somebody out there who’ll be able to squeeze out a load or two thanks to these photos.
I’m not a big fan of Rihanna’s music, but I’ve always been a huge fan of her body. And now I can honestly say I’m starting to become a huge fan of her personality too (never though I’d say that). During an interview with Big Apple’s Hot 97 she encouraged all women to send their boyfriend nude pictures.
“If you don’t send your boyfriend naked pictures, then I feel bad for him,” Rihanna told the radio station.
Dickism.com now fully supports Rihanna for President in 2012. Hopefully she’ll get around to encouraging chicks to allow their boyfriends to sleep with multiple women next.
I was busy watching Jay Cutler suck as a quarterback last night so I missed most of the American Music Awards, but I did come across these pictures of Rihanna’s performance. She’s definitely looking better then she has in recent weeks and you gotta love the mummy outfit.
Rihanna has released a message to all of us guys who’d like to fuck the shit out of her. Chris Brown’s former punching bag tells told German magazine Bravo that she’s only looking for a guy with a huge cock.
“He has to be good in bed and the size matters,” she said. “You know what I mean? The inner beauty counts as well, but without a toy it doesn’t make it fun. Right now I don’t want to have a serious relationship, I want to have fun.”
So Rihanna, you’re looking for a big “toy?” You’ve came to the right place! I have a huge Super Soaker you can play with and I’ll even throw in those two big water balloons just handing around down there.
Rihanna never wears a bra and that’s why everyone at Dickism are huge fans of hers. We just can’t figure out why she doesn’t cash in and pose totally nude for Playboy. It would be a win-win situation for all parties. We’d be happy because we’d finally get some high quality naked pictures, she’d be happy because she hates wearing clothes and Hugh Hefner would be happy because its been a while since a famous celebrity exposed themselves in his magazine.
When Rihanna’s not getting the shit beat out of her by Chris Brown, she’s usually pretty kind about taking some slutty pics. While she refused to show off her nipple ring again, she did show off her nice set of legs. Too bad she couldn’t have pulled up that outfit just a little bit more and we would have had a nice pussy shot.
