In 2003, Robert Downey Jr. was driving down PCH in California with a ton of “fucking dope” in the car when he suddenly decided to stop at Burger King for a meal. He said eating one of their burgers made him turn his life around.
He said, “I have to thank Burger King. It was such a disgusting burger I ordered. I had that, and this big soda, and I thought something really bad was going to happen.”
He immediately dumped all his drugs into the ocean and decided to clean up his act. Somewhere in the Pacific Ocean, there’s a bunch of cracked out sea creatures looking for their next fix. Robert said he used the experience for a scene in “Iron Man” when his character asks for a burger after escaping the terrorists. Something bad usually does happen after eating Burger King. Just ask my bowels.
I was gonna post the pictures from the MTV Movie awards last night but quickly realized, that nothing good ever comes from that and if there isnt a nipple slip or breasts sticking out, its a waste of time. The only good thing that did happen is this clip of Robert Downey Jr., Jack Black and Ben Stiller trying to make a viral video for their new movie Tropic Thunder. Surprisingly hilarious.
Iron Man raked in $100.7 million during it’s opening weekend, making it the second-highest opening for a non-sequel (Spider-Man) and the tenth-highest opening overall. Adding the $96.7 million it made in 57 other countries, the film made $210 million in 5 days. FOX News reports:
We could not have hoped for a better way for Marvel Studios to blast off,” said David Maisel, chairman of the unit, a division of Marvel Entertainment, which stands to pull in a greater share of box office receipts and merchandising money by financing movies itself…”Iron Man,” which won rave reviews from many critics, features Downey as billionaire arms designer Tony Stark, a boozy womanizer who builds a high-tech suit and becomes a superhero, mending his ways after he’s taken captive and sees firsthand the devastation his weapons cause.”
For a movie about a man whore who gets pussy, is a complete dick to everyone and makes a metal suit then blows up terrorists. Robert Downey Jr. has always been my second in command! Iron Man kicked as much ass as you might expect. It’s a comic book movie though, which I was very iffy going into the movie. But when I walked out at 1am from it. I was like Holy Shit! I didn’t stay for the very end scene after the credits…I might have to go see it again..Dammit!
