He said, “I have to thank Burger King. It was such a disgusting burger I ordered. I had that, and this big soda, and I thought something really bad was going to happen.”

He immediately dumped all his drugs into the ocean and decided to clean up his act. Somewhere in the Pacific Ocean, there’s a bunch of cracked out sea creatures looking for their next fix. Robert said he used the experience for a scene in “Iron Man” when his character asks for a burger after escaping the terrorists. Something bad usually does happen after eating Burger King. Just ask my bowels.

We could not have hoped for a better way for Marvel Studios to blast off,” said David Maisel, chairman of the unit, a division of Marvel Entertainment, which stands to pull in a greater share of box office receipts and merchandising money by financing movies itself…”Iron Man,” which won rave reviews from many critics, features Downey as billionaire arms designer Tony Stark, a boozy womanizer who builds a high-tech suit and becomes a superhero, mending his ways after he’s taken captive and sees firsthand the devastation his weapons cause.”

For a movie about a man whore who gets pussy, is a complete dick to everyone and makes a metal suit then blows up terrorists. Robert Downey Jr. has always been my second in command! Iron Man kicked as much ass as you might expect. It’s a comic book movie though, which I was very iffy going into the movie. But when I walked out at 1am from it. I was like Holy Shit! I didn’t stay for the very end scene after the credits…I might have to go see it again..Dammit!