Wednesday May 21 2008
According to
TMZ Ryan Reynolds just had to pay $120k for a ring to guarantee him threesome sex with Scarlett breasts till the end of time..
The buzz on Scarlett Johansson bling is that the ring designed by Sonia Boyajian is around three carats and cost about $30K. Not so, we’re told the ring is actually “north” of four carats and set Ryan back a cool $120,000! Get a piece of that rock.
The first thing you think about is holy shit. But then you look at Scarlett Jo and your like fuck ya Ill pay that to hit that every night. Shit. Once I rented out a whole strip joint for that amount and I got more sex then a terrorist expecting virgins.
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Tuesday May 6 2008
As expected, Scarlett Johansson showed up at my place last night to play video games and give me continuous blow jobs…while sporting her new engagement ring from Ryan Reynolds and her ‘I Swallow’ t-shirt..But really, she was last night at the Metropolitan Museum of Art’s Costume Institute Gala in New York City. Other than the fact that they are engaged and hangout alot, not much else is known about this crap, such as when they got engaged, how, or when they plan to get married..or if Ryan gonna tell her he got herpes one time with Tara Reid.
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Monday May 5 2008
Breaking news people now as it is being reported that Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds are engaged. He is 31 and my idol, she is 23 and my wet dream, and they’ve dated for just about a year now since Ryan gave Alanis the axe.
People magazine says…
Scarlett is expected to show off her sparkler at Monday night’s Metropolitan Museum Costume Institute Gala in New York. Sources say Johansson is eager to “show off her rock” with her Dolce & Gabbana gown.
By all accounts Ryan Reynolds is the nicest guy that I ever met so good for them I guess. Its better then him marrying Alanis Morissette that would of been fucking hell. The thing I wanna see next is Scarlett Johansson rack..He clearly has a good catch…Nail it hard man!!
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Tuesday April 10 2007
Scarlett Johansson and
Ryan Reynolds spent a busy weekend in New York City together. On Saturday night, the pair were seen getting close at the Manhattan restaurant Odeon.
“They were in a good mood,” says one eyewitness who saw them laughing and smiling.
“They were definitely holding hands,” says another observer.
“They were a cute couple!”
Scarlett who is 22, who is a New York native, and Ryan is 30, who ended his engagement to Alanis Morissette in February, also spent Easter together. The pair, who were with a group of pals, arrived at the Carlyle hotel around 4 p.m. Sunday for the $135 lunch. The whole group “was having a blast,” says one witness. “It looked like a group of friends. I don’t even think they were celebrating Easter.” Reynolds’s rep had no comment. Johansson’s rep does not comment on his client’s personal life. Johansson recently said she’s single and not looking for love. But I am.
I don’t know what to believe anymore. Scarlett is turning into Lindsay Lohan. Every time I turn around shes supposedly fucking someone new. Which is great. Because when your 22, you need to explore and have lots of threesomes mainly with me. I tried to find pictures of Ryan and Scarlett and surprise surprise there aren’t any. So this could be bogus. Honestly I can care less.
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