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Sarah Jessica Parker reminds me ET’s sister high on acid and pcp. How can anyone thing this piece of shit is worth anything much less even attractive. I don’t know how Mattie bangs her every night. Paper bag please or maybe plastic. Anyway the Sex In The City movie comes out soon so these horrible pictures will be in Vogue very soon.
Later, they’re lying by the pool, and one of them looks down towards another ones crotch and says, “geez honey, wax much?” And then the unwaxed one says, “when you’re married, you have a different set of priorities”. Then the first one points to the girl from Melrose Place and says, “this ones married, you don’t see her growing a national forest!” Then, to make sure you know a joke has come and gone, they immediately cut to a different scene of the women at a different pool as they laugh hysterically. I’m looking forward to watching Sarah Jessica Parker run around New York City with lots of makeup on being extra fake to everyone she meets perfect movie on how to be stuck up in new york. NOT!
PS. today sucks for news. im gonna go find some shit. be right back!
