After dating for the past 5 years, Jimmy Kimmel and Sarah Silverman have ended their relationship. Vanity Fair was the first to break the news of Jimmy losing the best sex he will ever have:
Sad news for comedy and monogamy fans: late night talk-show host Jimmy Kimmel and his girlfriend of five years, comedienne Sarah Silverman, have broken up. Kimmel’s rep Lewis Kay and Silverman’s rep Amy Zvi both confirmed that Jimmy and Sarah are no longer dating and issued a joint statement that “Jimmy and Sarah have and will have no further comment.” With them, so has the faith of all those believed—as we did—that their union was the binding force that kept Hollywood from exploding in a mass chain reaction of irony and sexual frivolity.
I think this is a good move for Sarah Silverman..Because Jimmy is just not that guy she deserves..And clearly Jimmy is crying right now because that is the best sex he will ever have. Not to mention probably the hottest looking girl he will ever fuck..So sad for him..Great for ME!
I don’t know about you but I think Sarah Silverman is pretty hot. But her face is looking more and more like snake skin these days. But her breasts never seem to amaze me always. They are like gods little hidden treasure among that dirty little jewish mouth.
Even though they never actually kissed but in picture form one could be fooled. I enjoyed it either way. Especially the fact that Sarah Silverman boobies are almost hanging out. This girl is getting more marketing PR then anyone could hope right now. By ranting on Paris and trying to makeout with Jessica Biel.
If you watched the MTV Movie Awards last night you probably would’ve seen this clip, of host Sarah Silverman tearing into Paris Hilton as the cameras are fixed on Paris’ face. It’s basically one whole minute of Paris trying not to cry as everybody in the room cheers her downfall. You gotta love the brutally honest Sarah.
According to Maxim, Sarah Silverman is utterly adorable woman + incredibly offensive observations = comic gold! The Sarah Silverman Program is Comedy Central’s ballsiest, most original offering since Chappelle’s Show premiered in 2003. Now if she can just resist the urge to run off to Africa. I do thing she is hot and got a smoking body. Hopefully now she gets her chance to shine. Shes hosting the MTV Movie Awards big deal right. Not.
