Dickism » Scarlett Johansson

Holy Rack Attack, Batman!

Dickism — Sat, 14 Feb 2009 08:59:19 +0000

This is an ads for Scarlett Johansson’s Dolce & Gabbana campaign. I dunno why it is but I love the angle on this picture of Scar with her cleavage. She knows that’s the moneymaker so she gotta milk it for every last penny.

She Looks Goddam Awful

Dickism — Wed, 04 Feb 2009 00:00:37 +0000

Scarlett Johansson wanting to dress up all nice for the premiere of her new movie, I’m Just Not That Into You. The bitch did her hair, but she must of forgot that no one gives a shit about her hair we care about her breasts. That’s why people interviewing her try to grope her. Shit, I would. OK back to her hair, hmmm it sucks, change it back.

Scarlett Johansson Breasts In Allure

Dickism — Fri, 14 Nov 2008 20:49:27 +0000

Scarlett Johansson is on the cover of the December issue of Allure magazine, and if these behind-the-scenes photos are any indication, it’s going to be one hot issue.

Scarlett Johansson is Naked In A Movie

Dickism — Thu, 29 May 2008 14:37:47 +0000

In this scene from her new movie, He’s Just Not That Into You, Scarlett Johansson is naked, swimming in the nude, and getting you all hot and bothered. Except, she’s probably not. At least not that we can see. But nevertheless its still a fantasy world. If you cant have Scarlett naked as a fantasy then you need to get a new girlfriend or wife.

Scarlett Johansson Breasts Cost $120,000 For Ryan Reynolds

Dickism — Wed, 21 May 2008 20:36:22 +0000

According to TMZ Ryan Reynolds just had to pay $120k for a ring to guarantee him threesome sex with Scarlett breasts till the end of time..

The buzz on Scarlett Johansson bling is that the ring designed by Sonia Boyajian is around three carats and cost about $30K. Not so, we’re told the ring is actually “north” of four carats and set Ryan back a cool $120,000! Get a piece of that rock.

The first thing you think about is holy shit. But then you look at Scarlett Jo and your like fuck ya Ill pay that to hit that every night. Shit. Once I rented out a whole strip joint for that amount and I got more sex then a terrorist expecting virgins.

Penelope Cruz And Scarlett Johansson Lesbian Kiss

Dickism — Wed, 14 May 2008 13:46:10 +0000

In the trailer for Woody Allen’s new movie, Vicky Cristina Barcelona, starring Scarlett Johansson and Penelope Cruz, but the kiss that’s got us a boner is Scarlett Johansson and Penelope Cruz’s lesbian kiss, which is seen briefly in the trailer but its still noticeble. The video is after the jump here.