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Hey all you Scarlett Johansson stalkers out there, here’s your chance to get up close and personal with the object of your obsession. If you’ve got some extra cash lying around, you might want to head over to EBay, and start bidding to be Scarlett Johansson’s date to the June 2009 premiere of her movie He’s Just Not That Into You. Though, I wouldn’t really call it a date, and neither did Scarlett, even though Page Six did. Here’s what they wrote.
Of course, there is a problem with Page Six’s report. You won’t actually be Scarlett’s date. The auction is for two passes to the premiere, and while you get to meet Scarlett, there is absolutely no way that you will be spending the entire evening with her. Make sure to read the fine print on the auction page:
Q: How long will the meet and greet last?
A: There is no set amount of time but it is estimated to be a brief visit due to Scarlett’s schedule that evening.
Scarlett Johansson at the Louis Vuitton “Love” party yesterday helping them launch their LOVE line. Well she seems to be walking around with every old guy possible. Too bad none of them got caught staring at her boobies. She seemed to cover up at this event. But I like it better when her tits are hanging out and shes jumping up and down.
Scarlett Johansson hosted Saturday Night Live this past weekend, and all I kept doing is staring at her boobies. I think next time instead of wearing a black dress. To have her wear a wet t-shirt so we can get more of her boobs. Because it doesn’t matter what she says or what shes doing. As long as her boobs are clear and visible the whole planet will be watching.
Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds spent a busy weekend in New York City together. On Saturday night, the pair were seen getting close at the Manhattan restaurant Odeon. “They were in a good mood,” says one eyewitness who saw them laughing and smiling. “They were definitely holding hands,” says another observer. “They were a cute couple!”
Scarlett who is 22, who is a New York native, and Ryan is 30, who ended his engagement to Alanis Morissette in February, also spent Easter together. The pair, who were with a group of pals, arrived at the Carlyle hotel around 4 p.m. Sunday for the $135 lunch. The whole group “was having a blast,” says one witness. “It looked like a group of friends. I don’t even think they were celebrating Easter.” Reynolds’s rep had no comment. Johansson’s rep does not comment on his client’s personal life. Johansson recently said she’s single and not looking for love. But I am.
I don’t know what to believe anymore. Scarlett is turning into Lindsay Lohan. Every time I turn around shes supposedly fucking someone new. Which is great. Because when your 22, you need to explore and have lots of threesomes mainly with me. I tried to find pictures of Ryan and Scarlett and surprise surprise there aren’t any. So this could be bogus. Honestly I can care less.
People have reported that Scarlett Johansson isn’t looking for love anymore. Shes looking for some deep dicking, and honestly she doesn’t care where she gets it, though it seems. So everyone line up at her place in Manhattan on 57th and we will all take a number.
“We live in a world today where if two people are single and one’s a guy and one’s a girl and they’re both famous you’re going to be linked with somebody. If it’s somebody one week, it’s going to be somebody else the next week. It’s either me or Jessica Biel. If someone is straightforward with me, I’m very confident. But if he’s playing a weird mind game, I get very self-conscious. I can’t stand mind games. But I think you should be mysterious and flirtatious. You should always have some mystery in a relationship. You don’t wanna know what the person’s thinking all the time. And you don’t want him to know what you’re thinking all the time.”
Scarlett is confusing. First she says she want to pose naked for the right movie. Then she says no more naked scenes. Then she says she wants to do Jenna Jameson movie, but not be naked. She has to be kidding right. Shes gonna be stripping and performing sex scenes. Shes gonna have to be naked. Lets all pray on easter that she will take the Pornstar movie. That will be the highest gross movie of all time. And 300 will eat dirt after that.
Scarlett Johansson struggled while acting with co-star Eric Bana in new movie The Other Boleyn Girl she couldn’t stop looking at his private parts. Bana who plays Henry VIII in the movie, had to wear a codpiece for the part a decorative flap used to cover male genitalia in medieval England, and it proved to be too much of a distraction for Johansson.
Scarlett, who plays Mary Boleyn in the film, says, “We’d be ready to do a scene and I couldn’t look at anything else. I won’t get over that codpiece for a long time. Eric would use it as a tool. He would rest his hands or a cup of coffee on it. People would even lead him around the set by it.”
If even Scarlett was looking at my penis I think I would stop whatever I was doing and try to do something about that. I would even say a couple of words or maybe even just start making out with her on the spot. I think she is my all time favor girl that I want to see naked next to Love Hewitt.
