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Wednesday October 15 2008

Sorry Girls The Hills Might Be Done


MTV’s ratings king, The Hills may end after this season proving that perhaps there is a God after all. Turns out these jackasses, including the Lauren and the gang, are holding out for more money and fail to realize they could be easily replaced with retards for cheaper. Which would probably make the show exponentially more watchable.

And, since your dying to know how much these idiots make, here are the Per Episode salaries of The Hills stars, so your head can explode:

LAUREN: $75,000
HEIDI: $65,000
SPENCER: $65,000
AUDRINA: $35,000
BRODY: $10,000

Okay, I get it: It’s MTV. But still, I seriously doubt one of these idiots could walk in and say they don’t make enough money without getting beaten to death with a baseball bat. So they all got enough money to get fake tits and smile really good. So what! Now we cant watch free porn on tv. Back to Playboy.


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Wednesday August 27 2008

Heidi Montag Overdosin Music Video


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I wasn’t going to post Heidi Montag’s new music video for her “song,” Overdosin’, because I fucking hate her, and her “music” is shit. She sucks, and all things connected to her suck. Including her fake tits, fake nose, fake lips, and fake boyfriend.

That being said, it turns out she’s even more retarded than everyone thought, since she actually uploaded the wrong video to YouTube. That’s right, the only reason I’m writing about her crappy video is so that you can laugh at it (even more than you would have originally laughed at it). Shit, she can’t even lip-sync properly in a music video. (more…)


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Monday June 30 2008

Mary-Kate Olsen Throws Spencer Pratt A Dick On Letterman


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Mary-Kate Olsen stopped by Letterman last night to promote her new film The Wackness where she talked about spending her 22nd birthday at Bonnaroo, making out with Ben Kinglsey and not wanting her kids to be child actors. She then brought up going to high school with Spencer Pratt who Dave mentioned is a little “wormy.” The dilly below:

Mary-Kate: He does not have a good temper. He walked out of a few games. He would walk off the field. He was like, ‘Me or the coach!’
Dave: Were you friends with the guy at the time?
Mary-Kate: No.
Dave: Because I’m surprised about the soccer. Because looking at the guy, he looks like a guy that has never broken a sweat, I would guess.
Mary-Kate: Oh, my God — that brings up stories! I don’t know if I should talk about it.
Dave: No, c’mon, let’s hear one. Let’s go.
Mary-Kate: [laughs] The Wackness is a great film.
Dave: What I don’t understand is how does a kid that age, and he’s only in his 20s or maybe even your age, how does a kid like that get to be so oily?
Mary-Kate: It’s a mystery to me.

We all know Spencer Pratt is a dick, I mean he goes out with Heidi Montag only to make him and her a moneybank couple. No idea if they actually like each other. But the shocking this is that Mary Kate Olsen just figured this shit out. I mean we know hes a douchebag, hes the ulitmate douche and thats why we love him. The video of her being shocked at Spencer Pratt being a dick.. (more…)


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Saturday June 7 2008

Heidi Montag Has Sex With Mickey Mouse


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Here is Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt doing what they do best. Absolutely nothing, and helping the paparazzi have a day job. Here they are in Disneyland or Disney World. Honestly I have no idea. But either way pictures of Heidi doing anything is pretty then what I am doing right now..So enjoy.


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Thursday May 29 2008

Heidi Montag Fake Breasts In Ed Hardy Bikini


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Well its summertime around the corner and you know what that means. We get to see Heidi Montag rock body in a bikini. Now it seems shes working out her abs more this year then last summer. They are extra hard if you know what I mean. I was gonna put up pictures of her dick, Spencer Pratt, but who wants to see that asshole. I think everyone prefers to see Heidi naked, then Spencer’s dick!


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