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Heidi Montag Really Knows How To Suck

Wednesday May 21 2008

A source tells TMZ that Heidi Montag, Spencer Pratt and two friends ran up a $783 bill at an L.A. restaurant last night and when NutSpencer paid the bill, he tipped a whopping 16 bucks!

A camera crew was with the vomit-inducing twosome at the time no surprise there and our source says that when they stopped filming, the server approached a producer from the show about the measly tip. The producer forked over $60 from his own pocket to cover Spencer’s shortcomings.

Now wait a minute if you make appointments all day long with the paparazzi to take pictures of you and your plastic barbie wife. Could it hurt to leave a better tip considering your rich and famous while getting must shit for free. Thats the one thing I hate is cheap people. So what your gonna get buried with your money you dont spend now. Get real people. Give a little when you got it..

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Heidi Montag And Spencer Pratt Bring Mothers Day

Wednesday May 14 2008

Ok so basically the paparazzi loves Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt, because there day goes like this. They call the paps to meet them somewhere, and all the paps show up and take pictures. Then when they dont call them up they still show up where they are and take pictures. If only herpes can be so kind and kill off Spencer Pratt. I think that would bring world peace and Israel would be safe again.

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Heidi And Spencer Are Really Really Dumb

Monday May 5 2008

Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag took their top brand of horse shit to the Kentucky Derby on Saturday and in a truly candid moment, Heidi looked through the wrong end of the binoculars. You can’t make this crap up!

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Heidi Montag: Yes Letterman There Is A Sextape

Friday May 2 2008

Heidi Montag stopped by The Late Show with David Letterman the other night where she expanded on the revived rumors about Lauren Conrad’s sex tape. While looking like a whore as much as possible, Heidi talked about the Hills, and then moved right into Lauren Conrads sextape, in case you haven’t heard about it 30 times this week, according to Us Magazine:

“I tried to help her get it back for, like, a year,” Montag said on the Late Show With David Letterman Wednesday. “I was like, ‘You gotta get it back, you gotta do something about this.’”
When Conrad’s ex Jason Wahler threatened to release it, Montag claimed, “she was like, ‘I don’t know what to do…’ I was like, ‘Well, let’s get it back.’
“Next thing I know,” Montag continued, “it’s blamed on me. All of a sudden, I made up the sex tape… I didn’t film it, I didn’t do it, I’m not trying to sell it. How did it come down on me?”

Ok so it seems like thats all shes doing. Going around and telling everyone about this sextape. And then saying “Oh no it wasnt me spreading the rumors, I don’t know why this happening!” Retard, shes the one talking all the smack. Time for Spencer to give her a good smack…right on her ass!

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Heidi Montag Defends Miley Cyrus

Thursday May 1 2008

Heidi Montag has defended Miley Cyrus after her risqué Vanity Fair phtoshoot caused a media firestorm. Heidi is there for Miley:

“I think she’s a young girl in Hollywood, and she’s just having fun,” Montag told Extra. “Miley’s exploring herself.” Added beau Spencer Pratt, “I didn’t think it was that bad. Supposedly, she’s wearing a top underneath. It’s artistic.”

Basically what Heidi is saying is, What you wanna be a slut, thats no problem its the new American way infact look at me I got plastic breasts and fake teeth. So at least shes starting at a young age. If I could of been so lucky.

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