As everyone knows, Tila Tequila’s lesbian lover Casey Johnson was found dead recently and with any unexpected death comes a police investigation. When the cops arrived at Tila’s house she didn’t bother putting a bra on, instead she left her nipples do all the talking.

I think her nipples should be charged for interfering with a police investigation.

Since leaking a sex tape and hosting nightly nude chats, Tila Tequila still hasn’t reached the level of fame she thinks she deserves. So, in order to get more attention she has decided to brutally call out Jessica Simpson for being a “waste of space.”

“I think Jessica Simpson is a waste of space,” Tila tells In Touch Weekly. “She can’t even put two and two together. She doesn’t show any female empowerment. She gets screwed over by her ex-boyfriends because she’s all clingy. She should stop being so weak and stand up for herself. If Billy [Corgan] is happy with Jessica, then I’m happy for him — but I think he can do a lot better.”

I’m sorry, but I think it’s time to draw a line here. I completely appreciate Tila Tequila and her quest for fame. I love the fact that she’d probably be willing to suck my dick if it meant more exposure on this site (call me, we can arrange something), but she really needs to learn not to talk. She is no where near Jessica Simpson’s level of hotness. Even when Jessica was 400 pounds and fucking Tony Homo, I would have fucked her in a heart beat over Tila.

Sorry Tila, but it’s time to go away.

Let me start out by apologizing for another Tila Tequila post. I’m tired of her, and I know you’re certaintly tired of her too, but the bitch just refuses to go away. Just the other day she was seen with her lesbian lover and we may or may not have an upskirt pussy picture from the bitch.

I can’t be 100% sure if that’s her pussy or just some really thin panties providing one hell of a camel toe view. You be the judge!

I wish I could say the above Tweet is fake, but unfortunately it’s very real. Tila Tequila has ruined Christmas for her entire family after she revealed her plans to become a surrogate mother for her brother.

No worries though. As soon as police found out about this they immediately put her brother on suicide watch. He remains in stable condition.

I hope everyone understands the joy expressed in the headline was purely sarcasm. While I appreciate the effort Tila Tequila puts in everyday to be the biggest whore in the world I’m having a a hard time getting excited over these latest nipple slip pictures. Honestly, the hottest photos here are the one’s where she’s making out with another chick.

Looking for the Tila Tequila sex tape but can’t find it anywhere? You’ve came to the right place! Consider it an early Christmas gift to all of our loyal readers. Just click here to download the video in it’s entirety, or check out some of the screen caps below. Enjoy!