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		<title>Tom Cruise Is On Steroids</title>
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Tom Cruise was a mess a few months ago, now look at him yesterday in Brazil. He looks like Hugh Jackman in the Wolverine, but Hugh is 40 and Tom is 90. There is a dropoff here.

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Tom Cruise was a mess a few months ago, now look at him yesterday in Brazil. He looks like Hugh Jackman in the Wolverine, but Hugh is 40 and Tom is 90. There is a dropoff here.<br />
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		<title>Tom Cruise Talks To Oprah About Couch Jumping</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 02 May 2008 19:15:14 +0000</pubDate>
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Oprah apparently interview Tom &#8220;Crazy&#8221; Cruise and didn&#8217;t really talk about any of his Scientology crap. But she did asked him how and why he went nutso on her last time they talked. Tom Cruise says he was in a moment thinking about Katie Holmes whatever the hell that means. The only time you&#8217;ll see [...]]]></description>
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Oprah apparently interview Tom &#8220;Crazy&#8221; Cruise and didn&#8217;t really talk about any of his Scientology crap. But she did asked him how and why he went nutso on her last time they talked. Tom Cruise says he was in a moment thinking about Katie Holmes whatever the hell that means. The only time you&#8217;ll see me jump on the couch is if I hit lotto or have gangbang with 30 girls at once. Besides that I sit my ass on the couch like every other person, with my penis out waiting for someone to sit on it&#8230;<br />
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