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Tuesday May 13 2008

Tony Romo: Jessica Simpson Is Horrible In Bed


Tony Romo had a bachelor-style hard partying weekend in Chicago these past couple of days and now we know why. We exclusively have learned that Romo and girlfriend Jessica Simpson have broken up because of Jessica Simpson being horrible in bed:

“He told us they broke up and that was that. We’re guys so we didn’t talk about it much. Tony was having a blast playing Pop-A-Shot mini golf and bags,” according to a source. “He was with some football college buddies and drinking Grey Goose and Diet Cokes. He was surrounded by girls,” according to an eyewitness. “We had to restrain some who forcibly tried to make their way to his table. He zeroed in on one blonde all night,” a source said. “That blonde wasn’t Jessica Simpson. He had the nerve to put Jessica on speaker phone and talk about their sex life with all his guys listening and laughing at her. Not only is this girl dumb, but she is completely self conscious about her bedroom skills.”

They are done! So now I see why Jessica keeps getting the can..It seems she sucks in the sack, so why would you wanna stay with a girl like that after you used up all her publicity and got laid. There is no other reason to hangout with her really. So sad, that Ashlee is a better catch then Jessica. And all these years we had it the other way around! SHit…


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