While her tits may be small, Kate Hudson’s nipples are long, hard and trying to poke out of her shirt! I guess it’d be nice if she’d enhance her cup size to a C or a D, but I can’t complain…I’d still bang her for the rest of eternity.

Beyonce loves her fans so much she decided to go crowd surfing so everyone who was at her concert could grab her tits and squeeze her ass. Shit, I wish I would have been at that concert. She’d probably be pregnant with my kid right now.

Let me introduce everyone to Victoria Secret Model Behati Prinsloo. In her free time she enjoys sucking dick, taking it up the ass and going on long bike rides in her underwear.

She has a bright future ahead of her!

Who exactly is Keri Hilson? I’m not really sure, but she was at the Victoria Secret Fashion Show yesterday and unless my eyes are playing tricks on me I’m 100% sure she’s destined to become a huge star. She’s hot and she’s already wearing clothes which just barely keep her boobs covered.

Check out this personal video we found of Hayden Panettiere taking a nice long cum shower. I thought only Asian chicks were in to that sort of thing but damn, she sure seems to be enjoying every last drop. Her mother raised her well!

[Update] The dipshits at YouTube keep taking the video down, but no worries we’ll keep updating this post with new ones that work for atleast the rest of the day.

Rihanna has released a message to all of us guys who’d like to fuck the shit out of her. Chris Brown’s former punching bag tells told German magazine Bravo that she’s only looking for a guy with a huge cock.

“He has to be good in bed and the size matters,” she said. “You know what I mean? The inner beauty counts as well, but without a toy it doesn’t make it fun. Right now I don’t want to have a serious relationship, I want to have fun.”

So Rihanna, you’re looking for a big “toy?” You’ve came to the right place! I have a huge Super Soaker you can play with and I’ll even throw in those two big water balloons just handing around down there.